Beautiful Carnage! (care of Alona, of course)
....this happened in the chat this morning. I swear it's the most beautiful thing on earth, except for the conversation it was going on during, which I should also post, but I can do that later.
[Jehan] ..They're wonderful dreams....they're lovely...I wake up smiling..
[Courfeyrac] It'd be *CARS BLOW UP* nice to dream *BUILDINGS
COLLAPSE* like that, lucidly and hopelessly... *A CITY IS SET ON FIRE*
[Jehan] ...Do you *PEOPLE FALL* not ever dream *PRISONERS ESCAPE* like that...*A CAT SCREECHES*...?
[Alice-away] *cowers somewhere, cries as children are wont to do, and pets a poor, one-eyed puppy whose fur is matted in blood*
[Courfeyrac] No, *SIREN SOUNDS* not really, *METAL NOISES* and I thought it *FINGERNAILS SCRAPE DOWN A BLACKBOARD* was normal...
[Jehan] ...*WATER SPRAYS* ...Well, perhaps it *FLYING SAUCERS* is different for *NESSIE CHEWS ON BEEF JERKY* everyone..
[Alice-away] *crawls BENEATH A CAR as people run by SCREAMING because their HOMES ARE LOST and their loved ones ARE DEAD and um, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!*
[Courfeyrac] (*points* LOOK, A FIERY STREAK IN THE VOID!)
[Courfeyrac] ...
*watches the world end*
[Jehan] *doesn't mind at all*
[Alice-away] *HELLO, VOGON DESTRUCTOR FLEET!*
[Jehan] ....
[Jehan] Well.
[Courfeyrac] ...Where were we>
[Courfeyrac] ...?
[Courfeyrac] Oh, dreams. Yes.
[Jehan] ...what do you dream about, then..?
[Courfeyrac] She told *ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF EARTH.* me to keep a *YOUR PLANET IS SCHEDULED FOR DEMOLITION.* dream journal, but well...
[Jehan] That *HAVE A NICE DAY?* lady that you were *EARTH ASPLODES* in love with... *EVERYONE DIES* ...?
[Courfeyrac] ...It seemed sort *MILLIWAYS TILTS* of pointless when you *ZARQUON APPEARS* know you're dreaming, after *FORD DRINKS* all... No, the lady with *BUT THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL* the flowers...
[Alice-away] *PRETTY EARTH-DUST DRIFTS THROUGH SPACE, WHEREIN NO ONE CAN HEAR THE ECHO OF THE SCREAMS OF THE ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY AS THEY CEASED TO EXIST*
[Courfeyrac] *I SEE SKIES OF BLUE...*
[Jehan] ...I love *ZAPHOD GRINS* remembering dreams...I do *FORD LOVES ARTHUR* wish you had some *ARTHUR LOVES HIS TOWEL* pleasant ones that you *LOVE TRIANGLE* remembered..
[Pepper-away] *ZAPHOD WANTS TO SHAG ARTHUR*
[Alice-away] *MARVIN ANGSTS*
[Courfeyrac] *HEY, FORD WANTS TO SHAG ARTHUR.*
[Courfeyrac] *WAIT, FORD'S A HO ANYWAY, ZAPHOD'S ALRIGHT.*
[Pepper-away] *ZAPHOD'S A H0R*
[Courfeyrac] *FORD PLAYS TO LOSE.*
[Courfeyrac] *WELL, THEY'RE BOTH HORS.*
[Courfeyrac] *THREESOME?*
[Pepper-away] *DUH?*
[Courfeyrac] *OH, LOVELY! ^_____^*
[Jehan] ..They're wonderful dreams....they're lovely...I wake up smiling..
[Courfeyrac] It'd be *CARS BLOW UP* nice to dream *BUILDINGS
COLLAPSE* like that, lucidly and hopelessly... *A CITY IS SET ON FIRE*
[Jehan] ...Do you *PEOPLE FALL* not ever dream *PRISONERS ESCAPE* like that...*A CAT SCREECHES*...?
[Alice-away] *cowers somewhere, cries as children are wont to do, and pets a poor, one-eyed puppy whose fur is matted in blood*
[Courfeyrac] No, *SIREN SOUNDS* not really, *METAL NOISES* and I thought it *FINGERNAILS SCRAPE DOWN A BLACKBOARD* was normal...
[Jehan] ...*WATER SPRAYS* ...Well, perhaps it *FLYING SAUCERS* is different for *NESSIE CHEWS ON BEEF JERKY* everyone..
[Alice-away] *crawls BENEATH A CAR as people run by SCREAMING because their HOMES ARE LOST and their loved ones ARE DEAD and um, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!*
[Courfeyrac] (*points* LOOK, A FIERY STREAK IN THE VOID!)
[Courfeyrac] ...
*watches the world end*
[Jehan] *doesn't mind at all*
[Alice-away] *HELLO, VOGON DESTRUCTOR FLEET!*
[Jehan] ....
[Jehan] Well.
[Courfeyrac] ...Where were we>
[Courfeyrac] ...?
[Courfeyrac] Oh, dreams. Yes.
[Jehan] ...what do you dream about, then..?
[Courfeyrac] She told *ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF EARTH.* me to keep a *YOUR PLANET IS SCHEDULED FOR DEMOLITION.* dream journal, but well...
[Jehan] That *HAVE A NICE DAY?* lady that you were *EARTH ASPLODES* in love with... *EVERYONE DIES* ...?
[Courfeyrac] ...It seemed sort *MILLIWAYS TILTS* of pointless when you *ZARQUON APPEARS* know you're dreaming, after *FORD DRINKS* all... No, the lady with *BUT THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL* the flowers...
[Alice-away] *PRETTY EARTH-DUST DRIFTS THROUGH SPACE, WHEREIN NO ONE CAN HEAR THE ECHO OF THE SCREAMS OF THE ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY AS THEY CEASED TO EXIST*
[Courfeyrac] *I SEE SKIES OF BLUE...*
[Jehan] ...I love *ZAPHOD GRINS* remembering dreams...I do *FORD LOVES ARTHUR* wish you had some *ARTHUR LOVES HIS TOWEL* pleasant ones that you *LOVE TRIANGLE* remembered..
[Pepper-away] *ZAPHOD WANTS TO SHAG ARTHUR*
[Alice-away] *MARVIN ANGSTS*
[Courfeyrac] *HEY, FORD WANTS TO SHAG ARTHUR.*
[Courfeyrac] *WAIT, FORD'S A HO ANYWAY, ZAPHOD'S ALRIGHT.*
[Pepper-away] *ZAPHOD'S A H0R*
[Courfeyrac] *FORD PLAYS TO LOSE.*
[Courfeyrac] *WELL, THEY'RE BOTH HORS.*
[Courfeyrac] *THREESOME?*
[Pepper-away] *DUH?*
[Courfeyrac] *OH, LOVELY! ^_____^*