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We Are All Luscious Apples
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top
of the tree.
And...
Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with
Yar har har, I hope that made your day.