So the last few days, I had been trying to get rid of this virus/trojan thingie (CKA.exe?) and it had basically slowed my computer to a halt. (Ha.. I say 'my computer'... its actually not belonging to me.. per say.. So, when I say not mine- I mean I had until today to try to unfuck myself before my dad gets home and yells at me for downloading porn ( Read more... )

So, I was looking at ringtones for my phone (I said to myself, "hey. It's not really like you're going to BUY anything... today. And if you do, it's only $1.99! ...times 5 ( Read more... )

Yeah I got this from Damien who got it from this huge long list of people- so now I'll just start talking about myself ( Read more... )

I don't know what inspired such a title, but this is an email I got that I kinda liked.

( (Political Bullshit) )

Dear Vixen,
Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, January 28:

Pain and adversity remind you that you're alive. Once you get the message, there's no need to suffer through many repetitions. Take your destiny into your own hands.

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I am a Meathead


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SOOOOO... I got a new camera phone!!! I'm so psyched!! I went from your basic model from 1998 (ok maybe '99) to this brand spanking new motorola! So happy!

In place of an actually entry, I'm going to paste an email I got that I think is very amusing ( (Southern Pride- hell yeah!) )

Wow, it's been awhile since I've updated. Sorry 'bout that. I've been a bit preoccupied. I haven't even checked my emails. Hmm.. let's see. Christmas was very low key. So was New Years. To be honest, I just ended up going to bed early because I hadn't been sleeping well at all ( Read more... )