And the Coast Guard lets the occasional drug ship through ;)

[angsty_gangsta]

Austin police must have some kind of fetish for disbanding pick up soccer games.
They wanted us to pay. I pay taxes. So now I have to pay for something I don't use, then pay again to use it? Clarence, what the eff?
Fourth of July my foot. I'm going to go rioting.

Dear Government,
Please change.

I hate all of you except the Coast Guard,-Mikey

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[random_check]

When you post it contains 100% less European Men than when I post.

I think I'm not reading your livejournal anymore.

And no, your precious Coast Guard don't count.

[avatar_of_spike]

I suggest murder/suicide.

[angsty_gangsta]

Your ideas always work. Thanks.

[anxiety_closet]

"what the eff" is my new bestever phrase, stolen from approximately everywhere, and i am glad you have also taken to using it.

rioting=good times. let's riot every other wednesday. and maybe the occasional friday, just to mix things up a bit. we can riot against rioting, and then next time riot against anti-rioting. then we can really confuse people. and then, once people are properly confused, we can rule the world. sound good?

[random_check]

I'm already confused.

[angsty_gangsta]

Sweet, now we take the world, seeing as little buddy Taylor is distracted. We didn't even have to throw any bricks or pies!

[random_check]

Pie... Can I have some pie?

[thrungaron]

Dear Mikey,

When you write the government, please make sure there are no typos in your letter. It took us a minute to realize that your letter should have read the following: Please, take my change. As for your request, we are more than happy to help out.

Get Bent,

-The Government

[lets_bitch]

Did you know that sometimes I find you slighty frightneing with a dash of homicidal psycho (nympho?) massochism?