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[angsty_gangsta]

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I swallowed a feather on accident.

Comments

[tononnever]

that's why you're my hero, though. pretty sure I haven't laughed that much in months.
on the bright side, you've probably absorbed any nutrients and passed it on through by now. so just think about that. a lot.

martha washington + feather

[some_hope]

hey, don't forget that it was my fault!
and it's sort of sad that you haven't laughed that much in months.

george washington + killing for fun

[angsty_gangsta]

everything is your fault.
i drop kicked you hard that much in months

can you say random?

[anxiety_closet]

i think you can...

can you say firetruck?

[angsty_gangsta]

you might think it's random, but that's really the most interesting thing that's happened in my life in the last six months.

[pookie__bear]

accident or on purpose?

[angsty_gangsta]

well, i didn't think i would swallow it.
i was playing with the feather, blowing it around and stuff, then i wondered what would happen if i sucked in. so i did, and it got caught in my throat. i also had a delicious chocolate in my mouth, so it was either spit everything out, or eat everything. my esophagus decided the latter for me. but reflecting back, i would have picked swallow as well.