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[angsty_hobbit]

I am still here. I have simply been busy with Elvish-type things.

I seem to have missed quite a bit. Male pregnancies? How is this possible? Why couldn't Sam and I get pregnant?

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[chocolatehelps]

It's possible because the Virgin Mary, mother of god in one of the many connected realities, is meddlesome and messed up some diagrams.

And I'd consider it LUCKY you or this Sam didn't get pregnant. =/

[angsty_hobbit]

How on earth do messed-up diagrams equal pregnancies?

I want to have Sam's babies...

[chocolatehelps]

But then you'd sprout a vagina, and that certainly isn't natural. I understand it's highly unpleasant as well.

[angsty_hobbit]

It would be worth it, as long as I could have Sam's child. Beautiful Sam.