(Untitled)

[angsty_hobbit]

I miss the Shire. I miss Sam. I miss Middle-Earth. Heroism is overrated. Typing is difficult.

Valinor is very pretty though. Shiny.

I'm so lonely. I may have saved the world, but I isolated myself from it in doing so. No one truly understands the pain I go through.

I'm going to go brood now.

Comments

[cmon_trust_me]

PFFT! Don't listen to these suckers. Brood! Brood more! Then write some emo fic on how much you miss your dear sweet Sam and I'll spread it around the world, much to the Catholic church's dismay. Let's prove those subtle homoerotic tendencies in Tolkien's work together! mwa ha ha! *wrings hands together*

[cmon_trust_me]

Oh and hey, whatever happened to that ring thing?

[angsty_hobbit]

I threw it into the fires of Mount Doom. It melted. I lost my finger.

[cmon_trust_me]

BASTARD. Now I have to make another one. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a mountain that somebody actually named Mt. Doom to forge a little evil elf ring for an evil dark lord? DO YOU?! *sigh* >.<

That sucks, about your finger. You should go off into a corner and cry about it some more.

[nekonyahoi]

HOI HOI!! I'll be your friend! Don't be so sad! You can be happy, nyah! If everything bad has already happened to you, it can't get worse, right??? You might become the BNF of ANGST FIC!!! *__* YOU CAN DO IT! Especially since I won't be writing angst! ~_^

You should come play dress-up with Fuji and I! We can shave your feet and make you pretty~~!!! IT WILL BE FUN!

[angsty_hobbit]

Will you really be my friend? I would like that, I think.

You're strangely cheering. Although I doubt I can ever be pretty, I would be delighted to spend time with you and Fuji. Who is Fuji?

I suppose my feet could be shaved. It doesn't really get cold in Valinor anyway.

[nekonyahoi]

I really will! :D YAYE!!! I bet you're really fun!

Awwww!! So nice!!! *___* You CAN be pretty! We can make you! You just need to get a nice day for YOU! Get all nice and clean and smelling good...shave those hairy feet (hair hold in all that dirt, you know! :O EWWW!) And then FUN! You'll feel GREAT!

Fuji is Fujiko!!! His journal is a_a :D!!! He is my BFF!

YES. You CAN shave them! What do you need that hair for, anyway?? NOTHING! :X Yaye for new friends !!! Heee! You're so nice, Frodo-chan!

[angsty_hobbit]

Oh, him. Yes, I've seen him about. He seems lovely.

I don't need the hair for anything, really, now that I consider it.

I'm honored by your friendship and your kindness.

[lovelessnights]

I like to brood... it is fun... sigh : crawls back to dark hole and watches :

[angsty_hobbit]

Ah, a kindred spirit.

[tez_chan]

I feel your pain, brother. :|

[angsty_hobbit]

Thank you. Your empathy is appreciated. :)

[cantsoppthebeat]

I think I have a t-shirt from Middle-Earth.

[angsty_hobbit]

What is a t-shirt?

[cantsoppthebeat]

A selfish ploy to get money off of tourists, if you ask me. But I mean, I couldn't ignore the witty phrase "Sam will kill me if I try anything," and Sanji said that it shaped my pecs in a manly fashion.

Sometimes I am a sucker for my public.

[angsty_hobbit]

Try anything? Try what?

Although knowing Sam, your... your "t-shirt" is probably correct.