Facebook application quizzes from pogostick.com
I got two results. Well, there was a question which I had two answers for, so I picked one, got a result, then picked the other, and got a different result.
This is the result for if I want to hang out with friends:
You are "Pot"!
You're a hippie trapped in world that thinks hippies are dirty, mainly because they are. You like life slow, and play Ultimate Frisbee. You enjoyed taking this quiz, because it reminded you that maybe the world is one giant facebook, and we're all just profiles, you know?
This is the result for if I want to go to a costume party:
You are "Mushrooms"!
Why does everything need a definition? Why must society insist on labels? Why can't we all, as a people, decide that life is about living, and that all this hatred and fear has no place in today's society? And why is that couch talking to me?
What Drug Are You?
This is another two answers, two results one.
If I pick wait for him to approach (which I do sometimes), I get:
You are "Water"!
Water is often described as dull and flavorless, and you might be, too. Your ideal night out is a night a in, and it should stay that way because you might not be able to handle yourself around a crowd of people having fun. Not that the library isn't fun. If you drink at all, you probably spend most nights as the designated driver, and most mornings cleaning the puke out of your passenger seat. However, you do have your life together, and a great career ahead of you. Wuss.
If I pick approach him, I get:
You are "Cheap Beer"!
Natty Ice, Beast, PBR - whatever your drink of choice is, it's only your drink of choice because it costs 30 cents a can. Your idea of a good night is getting wasted and not remembering a good night, partly so that you can pretend that what happened was a lot cooler than it was. You party, but by the time you get to the bar you're so wasted from the pre-game that you don't even have to buy anything. And if you do, you think tipping is an outdated custom. You probably play rugby
What Drink Are You?
You are "The Flirt"!
You're playful in bed - you have the somewhat unique ability to realize that sex is fun. Which is good because you didn't freak out when your partner farted that one time. Sometimes you tease, sometimes you go right at it - but your style differs depending on the mood you're in, and how boring your partner is. And you probably have tried some toys.
What Kind of Lover Are You?"
You need "The Care Bear"!
Oh, you poor thing. You've been hurt, haven't you? Come, cry on my shoulder. My naked, naked shoulder. You are looking for a sensitive lover, someone who can spoon with you through the next episode of Sex And the City. You want someone that cares more about the 'after' part than the 'during' part. Also, you want someone who can stay awake for the 'after' part.
What is Your Ideal Lover?
Another two answer, two result one.
This is what I get if for what do I watch, I pick "whatever's on":
You are "The Cowgirl Position"!
You take life as it comes and believe the best path is the path of least resistance. You might be claustrophobic and you definitely value the freedom of your limbs. You love to see and to touch, mostly the front of things. You're good at multitasking. You are probably IMing while taking this quiz.
This is what I get if for what do I watch, I pick "a good book":
You are "The 69 Position"!
You believe life is about the journey, not the destination. You discovered porn at an early age and haven't looked back since. You probably should look back every now and then because someone might be watching the porn over your shoulder. The good news is that you're an expert at clearing your web browser's history. Your friends wish they were as uninhibited and as free as you are. You're turning me on.
What Position Are You?
You are "The Passionate Kisser"!
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Who cares - who needs Romeo when you kiss like you're about to go to war. You take life and seize it - which is exactly what you do to your partner. Ever made out for so long that your lips get chapped? Of course you have.
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You are "An Onion Bagel"!
Cool people surround you. Why? Because you have an intoxicating aroma that only the sexiest and smartest people can detect. You are elegant and confident, and scare simple people. And people allergic to onions.
What Type of Bagel Are You?
You're Hermione Granger!
Which Harry Potter Character Are You?