oooh, a survey!
.:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
mill, because she won't let me go wake up liz!
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
my teeth!
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
i don't hit so much as i bite. but yeah, i would bite a member of the opposite sex.
4. How about of the same sex?:
sure!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
probably papa, because i bark when he's on the phone....
6. What is your pet peeve?:
people messing with my collar! i HATE when they do that!
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
eh, i let them go pretty easily.
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?:
um...i don't know...i guess i should have more baths. but i hate them!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
usually, i sleep all day...so...yeah.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
the squirrel. he and i have a..."date". *shifty eyes*
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
"i'm just a dog!"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?):
i don't understand tv.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
pfffft. working out is silly.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
i don't have an alarm clock, but mill made me get out of bed to take me for a walk.
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?:
i usually just drink water.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
mmmm, whatever i can get!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
i don't drink alcohol.
4. Ever used a professional diet company?
nah.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
nope. even though mill tells me i'm chubby.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
salty.
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?:
yes.
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
i don't know...not many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
i'm always naked!
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
i'm lucky if i can see past people's knees.
4. Have you "done it"?:
no. *grumble grumble*
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
their legs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
definitely not.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
ew, no.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
petco.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
buy a billion t-bone steaks!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
rich!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
maybe a few table scraps here and there....
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
what?
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?:
i'm proud of myself for being the amazing dog that i am!
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
mom and papa seem to be very impressed when i do a trick, like rolling over or shaking hands with them.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
i'd like to be the president!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
yes!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
no. i'm fair.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
i don't need to! i'm brilliant!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
i scared away some big fat birds out in the yard!
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
the big couch out in the sunroom.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
uhh...i don't know....
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
someone who's allowed to curl up on a couch or a bed without being yelled at.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
no.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
sometimes i wish i were taller.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
i bet opposable thumbs are useful.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
no.
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:
gluttony.
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
mill, because she won't let me go wake up liz!
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
my teeth!
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
i don't hit so much as i bite. but yeah, i would bite a member of the opposite sex.
4. How about of the same sex?:
sure!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
probably papa, because i bark when he's on the phone....
6. What is your pet peeve?:
people messing with my collar! i HATE when they do that!
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
eh, i let them go pretty easily.
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?:
um...i don't know...i guess i should have more baths. but i hate them!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
usually, i sleep all day...so...yeah.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
the squirrel. he and i have a..."date". *shifty eyes*
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
"i'm just a dog!"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?):
i don't understand tv.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
pfffft. working out is silly.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
i don't have an alarm clock, but mill made me get out of bed to take me for a walk.
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?:
i usually just drink water.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
mmmm, whatever i can get!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
i don't drink alcohol.
4. Ever used a professional diet company?
nah.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
nope. even though mill tells me i'm chubby.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
salty.
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?:
yes.
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
i don't know...not many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
i'm always naked!
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
i'm lucky if i can see past people's knees.
4. Have you "done it"?:
no. *grumble grumble*
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
their legs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
definitely not.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
ew, no.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
petco.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
buy a billion t-bone steaks!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
rich!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
maybe a few table scraps here and there....
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
what?
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?:
i'm proud of myself for being the amazing dog that i am!
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
mom and papa seem to be very impressed when i do a trick, like rolling over or shaking hands with them.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
i'd like to be the president!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
yes!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
no. i'm fair.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
i don't need to! i'm brilliant!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
i scared away some big fat birds out in the yard!
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
the big couch out in the sunroom.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
uhh...i don't know....
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
someone who's allowed to curl up on a couch or a bed without being yelled at.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
no.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
sometimes i wish i were taller.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
i bet opposable thumbs are useful.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
no.
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:
gluttony.