this weekend, mom and papa gave me a bath. i hate baths! hate them! they're gross! i work long and hard to smell as fragrant as i usually do, you know. and then they douse me in that stupid puppy shampoo. i'm NOT a puppy! i'm six ( Read more... )

not very much. i live a very uneventful life. i mean, i live it in a very exciting way, because i'm an exciting dog and all, but still. not much happens to me ( Read more... )

mom and mill told me i'm a brat, just because i started barking when mom went outside! jerks! and yesterday i was barking when mom got home, because i was happy to see her but i wasn't sure it was mom and not robbers, and papa got mad because he was on the phone. they're all trying to quell my youthful exuberance. it's not fair. i do the best ( Read more... )

in the beginning there was dog...and it was good...and dog created the world in about 6 days, then took a paws, and it was good...and dog created other dogs...and it was good...did i tell you that it was good yet? 'cause it was...and then kibble rained out of the sky...40 days and 40 nights of kibble...but it was good...yay, though i walk through ( Read more... )

i don't like summer. i mean, i like that i have company all day, but i don't like heat. usually i'm a woolly little fellow, so heat and i don't get along ( Read more... )

yeah, not much happening here. i got up this morning when mill came into the kitchen to start making her breakfast. sure, she gets whatever she wants, but i just get the same kibble everyday. it ain't fair, i tells ya. oh, well. she eats all that weird health food stuff anyway. sometimes she drops a little bit, and i try it, and it's gross. ( Read more... )

this is what mill gets so excited about? livejournal. feh. more like lamejournal ( Read more... )