The Reverend is In...

[angusog42]

Yep, It's official. I am now an ordained minister. (quit laughing!)I got my diploma/certificate/holy writ in the mail yesterday, so now I can listen to your problems, dispense advice, lead discussions and tell parables. Wait, how is that different from before? Oh, yeah, the piece of paper...

Comments

A few questions

[the_shoveler]

How are we to refer to you? Will "Your nerdliness" suffice? If so, will you be leading us in song?

Re: A few questions

[angusog42]

Hmmm, that's a tough question. Reverend Will sounds like the answer to a question. "Who will tell us the names of all the time bandits, including the missing one?" "Reverend Will." Actually that kind of works....

Reverend Fowler sounds like someone who gets killed off in the first chapter of an Agatha Christie novel. "They've found Reverend Fowler in the mill pond. He's been ravaged by an ocelot."

I guess I could be one of those progressive reverends, and have you just call me Will, so there won't be any walls up when we "rap."

This is the hardest part of any new church, when you have to decide on the dogma and such.

Re: A few questions

[the_shoveler]

You most certainly will NOT tell us of the infernal time bandits. I grew to fear you that day.

How about "Yer Grace." Realize that it is "yer" and not "your" for a reason. That being, I like the thought of you giving confession to Hagrid.

Re: A few questions

[angusog42]

"Well, I had an impure thought about 'ermione. Ooh, I shouldta said that!"

[angusog42]

I am ordained in the Church of the Universal Light. For one not so low price, I received a fancy certificate, a stick-on calender, and the authority to ease your spiritual wounds. I love the internet.

Bob is love.

[northlight72]

I was reading the description and thinking, "And that's different HOW, exactly?"

But now it's official. For whatever that's worth. :)

Do you have a special collar? Or a funny hat, maybe? I think something with a very large plume...

[angusog42]

Whatever it's worth is $75, according to the Church of Universal Light.

A holy plume? Hmmmm.

[cor_loc]

Great,
1) Find Spiff
2) Resurrect your wagon
3) Go convert the unwashed, ermm, washed masses

Good luck Padre :^D

[angusog42]

Spiff would definitely count as the unwashed.

As for the wagon, I suspect it was a reanimated corpse back when I drove it. Voodoo is the only explanition I can think of for why it was still rolling.

[anonymous]

will needs a pope hat!
will needs a pope hat!

[miss_j_bean]

oops, this is lisa
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pope or sith?