At 6:30am this morning, I roused No6 from his passed out-ness on the couch, and with a creative combination of nagging and the hilariously imbecilic "Morning Joe" on TV, forced him awake and into the shower.

We reached the polling place just after 7:30am.  By 8am we were on our way back home.  I made it into the office by 9:30am.  WIN.

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The Election Just Officially Jumped The Shark.

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"MTV is going to turn The Rocky Horror Picture Show into a TV movie. They will take the 1975 cult classic sci-fi, horror musical spoof and give it a 2008 spin."

A 2008 spin?! The fuck does that even mean? They'll have it star Heidi and Spencer?

Purchased today:  one 2009 Silver Toyota Matrix.  Odometer read: 12.
Now I have to come up with a name for her...

How Ian feels about these posts.


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Meet Ian!


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Dear JC Pennys:

Cease and Desist with the Airing of this Abomination Immediately.

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My Sacred Childhood Cows are not for you to sell mediocre clothing with.

That Is All.

There will be pictures! I swear!   I just gotta be not-lazy when I go home and f'ing post them.

I believe No6 put it best last night when he said:
 "OMFG!  T!  M!  C! "

The insanity was contained for almost 72 hours...to the exception of one escape on Sunday afternoon by the boy kitten (Ian) when I went to pull out the cardboard from under the ( Read more... )

There will be photos. Oh yes, there will...

Just not right now, because I'm at the office.

Ian and Clarissa were deposited for the week in my basement while the 'rents and
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