so, the president is coming here tomorrow. they are giving us machine guns with orders to shoot anyone that shoots first. there are snipers all around. the population of annapolis has quadrupled in the last ten days. death is an ever loving haven ( Read more... )

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i sat on a cactus tonight. really. it was the cactus galina gave me last summer. his name is Gerbert. yeah i know its a fucked up name but forgiver her, she is russian and my wife and that allows much room for error. anyways i had to pull cactus thorns out of my ass. like six of them. wrascally cactus.

you are all dead meat. all of you. i spent all last night on post sharpening my knife. its a big black combat knife with a little pink fishy ring hanging from some 550 cord at the butt of it. its sharp enough to shave with. i really want to cut an iraqi with it. i want to scalp someone. i want to shove the tip of the knife right under some ones ear ( Read more... )

i was standing gate today and it had just finished raining. i watched the sun tear open a cloud and one of its rays glide across the sky and land on pretty girl. the things which i have been expecting to suck lately havent sucked so bad. i had a uniform inspection i thought i get reamed on and i did just fine. i thought i was going to get my ass ( Read more... )

hate to disapoint all the lovely ladies out there but im getting married. hopefully in a couple of weeks but maybe in a couple months. i love galina and im ready to spend the rest of my life with her ( Read more... )

YESTERDAY WAS THE MOST PERFECT OF A DAY THAT MARCH COULD MUSTER TO LEND TO THE REST OF THE YEAR.

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oh god. i was going to swear off women but two things happened. i have to wingman it for my friend tonight. she is an 8.45 but a total slut. i have a date with her tonight. i asked where she wanted to go. she said my room. i said...ok, ill bring the wine, you bring a change of clothes ( Read more... )