Blake's 7- ep 1, series1
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~ HELP! I HAVE BEEN MAGICALLY TRANSPORTED INTO ONE OF THE POCKET PETS OF THE '90s, at least judging by the graphics.
~ Ah, flying heads through space. Now, there's my comfort zone with British sci-fi.
~ Ah, Terry Nation. Now there's my other comfort zone with British sci-fi.
~ Ah, white featureless halls. Now...you know, I could go on forever like this, but I'll stop.
~ It's so weird to see people dressed all shabbily, and then talk all posh, and then I remember in the 80s, you couldn't speak shit english on telly.
~ Ooh, spooky. Crimes. Suppressants in foods. Plus, snoopy posh bird is pretty nice looking. The blokes are a bit ugly, so far, but I can cope.
~ You can hack open doors with a jack-in-the-box apparently. Neato.
~ I CAN TELL THAT THIS GUY IS EVIL, BECAUSE HE HAS A LIMP. Isn't that disablist, show? Oh, right, it's the 80s.
~ It looks like the outside of the Death star on a fresh summer night.
~ I LOVE the crazy girl. "YOU LIVE IN A STATE OF DRUG INDUCED TRANQUILITY!" I would be her radical life partner.
~ I like how they're doing illegal shit, and then he sees other people and he's all, "WAIT, WE'RE DOING ILLEGAL SHIT!? I'M NOT SURE I SIGNED UP FOR THIS!"
~ This is all mysterious. I like it. Production values are also pretty good for the 80s.
~ This old guys looks sort of like the old guy in the original BSG. The original Adama. Like, you know...what's his name....fuck. Lorne Greene?
~ Very Clockwork Orange all this shit. Mind erasing.
~ This show needs more music. The silence of it is distracting.
~ LOOK AT THE LITTLE CART! I know it's supposed to be threatening, but its SO CUTE.
~ Oh, god. They better not kill the psycho chick I want to date.
~ Where's the fucking music? I don't want to hear the "swish-swish" of pants in a dramatic scene.
~Aaaand it's a massacre. A massacre with bad special effects.
~ NO, NOT MY GIRLFRIEND :(
~ Well, this is depressing. Very interesting, though. BUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC????
~ Ah. THANK GOD, SOME TROMBONES AND AN OBOE! Where were you when I needed you before?
~ Is that the Valeyard? Or...that guy from one of the dalek eps? It's someone I know.
~ God. That background sound? I think that's brainwashing ME.
~ DON'T THINK! THAT'S THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL, THAT THINKING IS.
~ Just watching Blake pace in the background is so fucking unsettling. Really nice work.
~ I don't like their riot police, because it looks like they're wearing gas masks, and gas masks still scare the shit outta me.
~ Ooh. Telvar is fairly nice. He looks like an older Robert Sean Leonard.
~ Oooh. A pink cube. This looks OMINOUS.
~ This is really good.
~ YOU MEAN THE ADMINISTRATION IS CORRUPT? NO! (God, Telvar is sort of an idiot. Or just naive).
~ I SUBMIT MY OMINOUS PINK CUUUUUUUBE!
~ FLASHY CLEAR GLOBES IN URINALS HAVE THIS TO SAY: *ding* *ding* *ding*
~ I like how he has been found guilty and is sentenced in what is essentially DOS.
~ THERE'S A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ You know, stealing from someone whom you're locked in cell with is STUPID.
~ "I'm Villarestal, but you may know me better as a Cockney stereotype based on thievery."
~ Soo, there's this sexy chick who's blonde, but whose name I didn't catch, too. I'm still trying to figure out who's important, here. I hope Telvar is. I like him.
~ Telvar has a nice wife, but whoever is directing this has NO GRASP of lighting. Their faces are all in goddamn shadow. Fuckwits?
~ OMG WOW. OMG. OH. JUST. LOFUCKINGL. LOOK AT THIS FUTURE GUY. WITH HIS FUTURE RAYBANS. AND HIS FUTURE WALKMAN. HE IS A GODDAMN FUTURE PIMP. IN THE FUCKING FUTURE.
~ OH! His name is TEL VARON. Well, don't mumble, marble mouth. I don't introduce myself as crestabayley.
~ Who names their BOY Leesal? Or is their first name Renar? Either way, that's a girlie name.
~ Future guy looks like Phil Collins. Pompous Phil Collins.
~ I like Tel. He is a bribing fucking pimp.
~ I love that their high-tech comp is just like a fucking commodore 64.
~ Okay. So another guy named Dev Tarrent is important as well. Hopefully. And what the fuck is Tel's wife's name. Or is she his wife? Am I being to heteronormative? She's going to die, isn't she.
~ TEL IS GONNA GET KILLED, TOO, ISN'T HE? :(. BUT I LIKE TEL. How come everyone I like is getting killed?
~ Tel's wife is gonna get killeded.
~ OH GOD. SECURITY FORCE IS FREAKING ME OUT :(.
~ Yeah, a telescope as a video camera. Real fucking practical.
~ Has anyone noticed that their spaceship is made of Legos?
~ NO! NOT TEL AND MRS. TEL! Goddamnit show. Stop killing off people I like. :/
~ AWESOME FUCKING END TUNE!
That was really good. I want to see the next one right now, so that's a good sign.
Niiiice.
~ HELP! I HAVE BEEN MAGICALLY TRANSPORTED INTO ONE OF THE POCKET PETS OF THE '90s, at least judging by the graphics.
~ Ah, flying heads through space. Now, there's my comfort zone with British sci-fi.
~ Ah, Terry Nation. Now there's my other comfort zone with British sci-fi.
~ Ah, white featureless halls. Now...you know, I could go on forever like this, but I'll stop.
~ It's so weird to see people dressed all shabbily, and then talk all posh, and then I remember in the 80s, you couldn't speak shit english on telly.
~ Ooh, spooky. Crimes. Suppressants in foods. Plus, snoopy posh bird is pretty nice looking. The blokes are a bit ugly, so far, but I can cope.
~ You can hack open doors with a jack-in-the-box apparently. Neato.
~ I CAN TELL THAT THIS GUY IS EVIL, BECAUSE HE HAS A LIMP. Isn't that disablist, show? Oh, right, it's the 80s.
~ It looks like the outside of the Death star on a fresh summer night.
~ I LOVE the crazy girl. "YOU LIVE IN A STATE OF DRUG INDUCED TRANQUILITY!" I would be her radical life partner.
~ I like how they're doing illegal shit, and then he sees other people and he's all, "WAIT, WE'RE DOING ILLEGAL SHIT!? I'M NOT SURE I SIGNED UP FOR THIS!"
~ This is all mysterious. I like it. Production values are also pretty good for the 80s.
~ This old guys looks sort of like the old guy in the original BSG. The original Adama. Like, you know...what's his name....fuck. Lorne Greene?
~ Very Clockwork Orange all this shit. Mind erasing.
~ This show needs more music. The silence of it is distracting.
~ LOOK AT THE LITTLE CART! I know it's supposed to be threatening, but its SO CUTE.
~ Oh, god. They better not kill the psycho chick I want to date.
~ Where's the fucking music? I don't want to hear the "swish-swish" of pants in a dramatic scene.
~Aaaand it's a massacre. A massacre with bad special effects.
~ NO, NOT MY GIRLFRIEND :(
~ Well, this is depressing. Very interesting, though. BUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC????
~ Ah. THANK GOD, SOME TROMBONES AND AN OBOE! Where were you when I needed you before?
~ Is that the Valeyard? Or...that guy from one of the dalek eps? It's someone I know.
~ God. That background sound? I think that's brainwashing ME.
~ DON'T THINK! THAT'S THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL, THAT THINKING IS.
~ Just watching Blake pace in the background is so fucking unsettling. Really nice work.
~ I don't like their riot police, because it looks like they're wearing gas masks, and gas masks still scare the shit outta me.
~ Ooh. Telvar is fairly nice. He looks like an older Robert Sean Leonard.
~ Oooh. A pink cube. This looks OMINOUS.
~ This is really good.
~ YOU MEAN THE ADMINISTRATION IS CORRUPT? NO! (God, Telvar is sort of an idiot. Or just naive).
~ I SUBMIT MY OMINOUS PINK CUUUUUUUBE!
~ FLASHY CLEAR GLOBES IN URINALS HAVE THIS TO SAY: *ding* *ding* *ding*
~ I like how he has been found guilty and is sentenced in what is essentially DOS.
~ THERE'S A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ You know, stealing from someone whom you're locked in cell with is STUPID.
~ "I'm Villarestal, but you may know me better as a Cockney stereotype based on thievery."
~ Soo, there's this sexy chick who's blonde, but whose name I didn't catch, too. I'm still trying to figure out who's important, here. I hope Telvar is. I like him.
~ Telvar has a nice wife, but whoever is directing this has NO GRASP of lighting. Their faces are all in goddamn shadow. Fuckwits?
~ OMG WOW. OMG. OH. JUST. LOFUCKINGL. LOOK AT THIS FUTURE GUY. WITH HIS FUTURE RAYBANS. AND HIS FUTURE WALKMAN. HE IS A GODDAMN FUTURE PIMP. IN THE FUCKING FUTURE.
~ OH! His name is TEL VARON. Well, don't mumble, marble mouth. I don't introduce myself as crestabayley.
~ Who names their BOY Leesal? Or is their first name Renar? Either way, that's a girlie name.
~ Future guy looks like Phil Collins. Pompous Phil Collins.
~ I like Tel. He is a bribing fucking pimp.
~ I love that their high-tech comp is just like a fucking commodore 64.
~ Okay. So another guy named Dev Tarrent is important as well. Hopefully. And what the fuck is Tel's wife's name. Or is she his wife? Am I being to heteronormative? She's going to die, isn't she.
~ TEL IS GONNA GET KILLED, TOO, ISN'T HE? :(. BUT I LIKE TEL. How come everyone I like is getting killed?
~ Tel's wife is gonna get killeded.
~ OH GOD. SECURITY FORCE IS FREAKING ME OUT :(.
~ Yeah, a telescope as a video camera. Real fucking practical.
~ Has anyone noticed that their spaceship is made of Legos?
~ NO! NOT TEL AND MRS. TEL! Goddamnit show. Stop killing off people I like. :/
~ AWESOME FUCKING END TUNE!
That was really good. I want to see the next one right now, so that's a good sign.
Niiiice.