Blake's 7, s1, e2
~ Last time on Blake's 7, everyone I liked died.
~ They attacahed a firecracker to that model, didn't they?
~ The young guy studying for his exams is going to die because I like him.
~ Oh, great. Rape the lady, why don't you?
~ SAY ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Quite the little dom, aren't we?
~ OH! He so wants to rape. And smack bitches. It's his thing, I bet.
~ HAH! I like Avon. He's a smart ass.
~ Fuck people. Don't rely on them! He's all like a vulcan at logic.
~ Blake's HARDCORE. He's going to fucking hijack this mothafuckah.
~ Increase magnification to the blurry lines and plus signs! THIS WILL HELP!
~ Blake's crawling around where they keep their garden hoses.
~ They literally fooled him with magic tricks. This guard is an idiot.
~ Why don't these people have sound on their brilliant video camers? Idiots.
~ OH NO! THE HULL IS LEAKING SHAVING CREAM!
~ How do they not hear all the knocking and banging around, and know someone's just snuck into the ducts system?
~ Who is the freshfaced boy? He's totally dead, isn't he?
~ DEATH BY SHAVING CREAM? HORRIBLE!
~ Why is the important hacking done with an antenna?
~ Nice threatening Gant. If I heard your name right.
~ Nice going Vila, trying to get us all killed.
~ Serious conversations into a glowstick.
~ HE WANTS TO BE A FREE MAN! (He's also probably not a number).
~ Vision panels? Why would someone give such an unwieldly name to something?
~ This is pretty hardcore.
~ What time is it? OH GOD, LOOK, IT'S RAPE O'CLOCK!
~ Avon is soooo bad ass. He's a total pessimistic asshole.
~ I don't believe it! We've found the THEME TUNE, judging by the blast that played when we saw that fucking ship.
~ Sir, prepare the phallic transfer tube to penetrate the vaginal airlock of JUSTICE. And don't forget to put on your silly hats when you board!
~ They're in a goddamn bouncy castle...
~ QUICK! PUt on your kicker's helmet, and go across to your death!
~ SEND THE PRISONERS TO A SUICIDE MISSION! But, wait...where is their silly hat?
~ And now the voices are trying to take over. And I think I dropped some acid, or something, cause everything just got really fucking crazy.
~ Why's it called Blake's 7 if there's only 3 of them taking the ship?
~ Walking in a bouncy castle is very difficult!
~ HOORAY! SHIP + CREW = fighting. Two eps in, and I know that the episode has to end with a catchy tag line. Plus the excellent music of course.
V. GOOD!