Blake's 7: s1, e3 CYGNUS ALPHA
~ Last time on Blake's 7, they found a ship which was very important, because when they found it, the theme tune played.
~ A hobo is eating some meat. Or a monk. I dunno if it's a hobo or a monk, it's hard to tell just from the cloak.
~ OOOOH pretty lady. OOOOOH pretty sky.
~ They must be monks, because the pretty lady said, "NEW SOULS FOR THE FAITH!" And I reckon monks say shit like that....
~ It looks like someone wrote on that door with a goddamn typewriter.
~ Hey, studying for my exams!guy is still not dead. That's two whole episodes. Good going, mate!
~ Hey, even though I did a last time on Blake's 7, the telly show did it too! LOL.
~ Back on the good ship Acid Trip, Blake is looking like a pimp. BTW, I googled him, and I thought his name was Rodge Blake, but it's Roj Blake, cause in the future, they can't spell and shit.
~ ...Are their weapons curling irons?
~ OH, GOD. AVON IS SUCH AN AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER.
~ Special effects: PUT YOUR MOUTH IN FRONT OF A LEAF BLOWER!
~ I have no idea what's going on, but I think the ship just gave Jenna an orgasm.
~ Alright, so they have a computer named Zen. That's pretty...Zen.
~ Cloaked hobo monks who have a weird religion. Yes, this won't go bad AT ALL.
~ This show has pretty good special effects and designs. I know this is a little heretical, but I think it's better than Doctor Who from the same period.
~ This ship is mysterious and awesome. IT CAN READ YOUR MIND! AND IT IS LIKE! FAST!
~ Avon and Blake are all FIGHTING!
~ "DONT PHILOSOPHIZE AT ME YOU ELECTRONIC MORON!" BEST QUOTE EVER!
~ Where are Vila and Gan? I miss them. AH! There is Vila! AND THERE IS GAN! YAY! THREATENING!
~ I wish they would have let Vila tell there lady from Cygnus limmerick.
~ God, that liftoff noise even hurt my ears a little bit.
~ Gan, you are so brave. And also you can break people's arms and shit. Hooray.
~ Crucification. EW THAT'S FUCKING GRUESOME AS SHIT.
~ HAHAHA! AVON HAS A SQUINTY EVIL!
~ He's just teleported into a quarry. Spectacular.
~ SHUN! SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!
~ KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE GOD!
~ Vila has this, "I AM SO GOING TO GET LAID BY GOD!" face. I <3 Vila. He is a scoundrel.
~ I LOVE AVON. He is such a slimy manipulative awesome bastard. Everything he says makes me go, "EEEEE HE IS AWESOME."
~ OMFG BRIAN GODDAMNED BLESSED!
~ And so, Blake ventures down to the surface, armed only with a bangle and a curling iron.
~ If Brian Blessed led a cult, I would totally join that goddamn cult.
~ I really, really love Avon. He is so awesome and anti-hero. Like, I just want to cuddle his quasi-evil dastardly self.
~ They poisoned these people didn't they? Yes?
~ CONKED IN THE HEAD!
~ SHOW ME HOW TO USE YOUR REMARKABLE CURLING IRON AND BANGLES!
~ I GODDAMN LOVE YOU BRIAN SHOUTY AWESOME VOICED BLESSED!
~ LOOK AT THESE GLITERRY COSTUME JEWELS! THEY WILL COST MILLIONS!
~ Everybody was kungfu fighting.
~ It sucks that some of the people aren't getting the bracelets.
~ NO! HIS BRACELET.
~ OMG THEY BLEW BRIAN BLESSED UP! FUCKING AWESOME. OMG.
~ Okay, that was awesome. IMA DOWNLOAD ANOTHER EPISODE!