Blake's 7: Ep 1 x 9
I've been marathoning these with Grouse, so that's why no reviews recently. Bit hard to talk, type, and watch.
~ I like how in the opening credits, electronic Blake is writhing in time to the drum beat.
~ We open on Planet Hoth. Where a mutant space lesbian vampire is accompanying Travis in a very camp coat.
~ At first I thought I spied a poorly designed snow beast, but upon second glance, it's just some dude.
~ Travis is soooo camp and angry.
~ I <3 Cally. She's even got a little perm. And oh, look, the blouse that Jenna was wearing from the other episode.
~ Avon don't like the COOOOLD. Come to Texas baby. We got all the heat you need.
~ NINJA MUTANT LESBIAN VAMPIRE!
~ Watch out, she's summoning her other lesbian vampires. Or...gay vampires, because I think one of them is a dude. Or at least one of them was very tall and have very long sideburns.
~ My god that was a hell of a fall. Nice work stunt person. Also, Travis did a good job at bitch smacking.
~ Massacre. Federation standard procedure.
~ God this is all very fetish. All these girls in leather with guns. This is ridiculous.
~ HAHAHAH! HE HAS A LITTLE MUFF NOW ON HIS ANORAK! AND SO DOES JENNA! EEEEEEEE!
~ OH GOD, JENNA/CALLY UST. OH, and the little good luck and you too.
~ Their suits are operated by a knob. Oh, god.
~ Oh man, Avon just snapped at Vila. What a little bitch.
~ And now they know they've been sabotaged. Well, at least they're a bit ahead of the game, even if they did come in on a trap.
~ OH! Servalan has arrived.
~ I hope Avalon doesn't have epilepsy, or she's going to be seizing pretty soon with that strobe light on. She also has a really nice body. I mean jesus, she's practically fucking naked.
~ Travis just swaggered and bobbed his head, and it was the gayest thing ever.
~ And now I'm trying to look up her skirt to see if she's got underwear on under those straps.
~ THEY DON'T HAVE VENTILATION SHAFTS? HOW DARE THEY? THAT'S NOT SCIFI AT ALL!
~ Oh, VILA. Bring your bag o' tricks!
~ Silly comedy dressing. And Paul Darrow just STAAAAAAAAAAAARING at him like he's some weirdo.
~ OH HIS SMILE! OH. WAIT. WIND IT BACK.
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT.
And Cally smiles too, so he's probably going to get laid.
~ Look at that scummy yabbo.
~ OH AND LOOK WHO IT IS. She must've killed like 1000 minks just for that jacket.
~ SHE JUST DROPS HER COAT AND PEOPLE PICK IT UP! That is so bitchy awesome.
~ And there she goes. Sexually harrassing again.
~ WOW. A ball of CSO. That's totally new, and very costly.
~ God look at Travis' bum in those trousers.
~ So...what? It makes you a plant? I don't even know.
~ It eats your face off??? I'm confused, but this is still awesome.
~ OH HAI AGAIN MAGICAL ROBOT!
~ ROBOT FACEOFF!
~ The way Avon just GOT UP was just....awesome. Words fail, man. Words fail.
~ Cally is mad that they have to leave 'em. Also, Avon said, "Take 'er on manual." And I went, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
~ WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S THAT WALKMAN WITH RAYBANS!
~ They're penetrating the center. THAT'S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAID.
~ Vila is a genius. Heee.
~ Who wants to bet that coat on the one survivor is worn by Troughton in Five Doctors?
~ Hahaha, his gun is his "authority"
~ Nice direction.
~ Random strangling. OMG! BLAKE JUST SNAPPED THAT DUDE'S NECK! HARD FUCKING CORE!
~ I just want to shout, "It's a TRAP!"
~ HAhAHA, they're all coming out from behind shit. It's like scooby doo.
~ They've literally created a pile of bodies. So abadass.
~ HAHAHA AVON'S CAMP RUNNING.
~ OH NO, NOT THE ROBOT!
~ OMG THE ROBOT HAS A GODDAMN FLAME THROWER.
~ Cally has a giiiiiiiiiiirl crush.
~ With that goddamned ruff, Blake looks like Shakespeare.
~ Oh, BLAKE.
~ OH WOW! Avon just brushed a lock of hair out of Cally's hair while she was unconscious. Awwww.
~ Don't give her the tunic. It must be sabotuniced.
~ Jenna was even more all over Cally than Avon.
~ MAjOR FUCKING FIGHT! W00T!
~ OMG. LOOK AT THE ROBOTICS INSIDE HER HEAD! Wow, really awesome special effects. Really fucking special.
~ I can see Servalan's nipples.
~ Oh, Blake. I very much love you right now.
~ Be very careful with the ball of CSO.
~ OH GOD. I think Travis just shat himself with fear.
~ Servalan is very NOT HAPPY AT ALL :(.
~ YAY. On we must go to the next episooooooooooooooode.
~ I like how in the opening credits, electronic Blake is writhing in time to the drum beat.
~ We open on Planet Hoth. Where a mutant space lesbian vampire is accompanying Travis in a very camp coat.
~ At first I thought I spied a poorly designed snow beast, but upon second glance, it's just some dude.
~ Travis is soooo camp and angry.
~ I <3 Cally. She's even got a little perm. And oh, look, the blouse that Jenna was wearing from the other episode.
~ Avon don't like the COOOOLD. Come to Texas baby. We got all the heat you need.
~ NINJA MUTANT LESBIAN VAMPIRE!
~ Watch out, she's summoning her other lesbian vampires. Or...gay vampires, because I think one of them is a dude. Or at least one of them was very tall and have very long sideburns.
~ My god that was a hell of a fall. Nice work stunt person. Also, Travis did a good job at bitch smacking.
~ Massacre. Federation standard procedure.
~ God this is all very fetish. All these girls in leather with guns. This is ridiculous.
~ HAHAHAH! HE HAS A LITTLE MUFF NOW ON HIS ANORAK! AND SO DOES JENNA! EEEEEEEE!
~ OH GOD, JENNA/CALLY UST. OH, and the little good luck and you too.
~ Their suits are operated by a knob. Oh, god.
~ Oh man, Avon just snapped at Vila. What a little bitch.
~ And now they know they've been sabotaged. Well, at least they're a bit ahead of the game, even if they did come in on a trap.
~ OH! Servalan has arrived.
~ I hope Avalon doesn't have epilepsy, or she's going to be seizing pretty soon with that strobe light on. She also has a really nice body. I mean jesus, she's practically fucking naked.
~ Travis just swaggered and bobbed his head, and it was the gayest thing ever.
~ And now I'm trying to look up her skirt to see if she's got underwear on under those straps.
~ THEY DON'T HAVE VENTILATION SHAFTS? HOW DARE THEY? THAT'S NOT SCIFI AT ALL!
~ Oh, VILA. Bring your bag o' tricks!
~ Silly comedy dressing. And Paul Darrow just STAAAAAAAAAAAARING at him like he's some weirdo.
~ OH HIS SMILE! OH. WAIT. WIND IT BACK.
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT.
And Cally smiles too, so he's probably going to get laid.
~ Look at that scummy yabbo.
~ OH AND LOOK WHO IT IS. She must've killed like 1000 minks just for that jacket.
~ SHE JUST DROPS HER COAT AND PEOPLE PICK IT UP! That is so bitchy awesome.
~ And there she goes. Sexually harrassing again.
~ WOW. A ball of CSO. That's totally new, and very costly.
~ God look at Travis' bum in those trousers.
~ So...what? It makes you a plant? I don't even know.
~ It eats your face off??? I'm confused, but this is still awesome.
~ OH HAI AGAIN MAGICAL ROBOT!
~ ROBOT FACEOFF!
~ The way Avon just GOT UP was just....awesome. Words fail, man. Words fail.
~ Cally is mad that they have to leave 'em. Also, Avon said, "Take 'er on manual." And I went, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
~ WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S THAT WALKMAN WITH RAYBANS!
~ They're penetrating the center. THAT'S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAID.
~ Vila is a genius. Heee.
~ Who wants to bet that coat on the one survivor is worn by Troughton in Five Doctors?
~ Hahaha, his gun is his "authority"
~ Nice direction.
~ Random strangling. OMG! BLAKE JUST SNAPPED THAT DUDE'S NECK! HARD FUCKING CORE!
~ I just want to shout, "It's a TRAP!"
~ HAhAHA, they're all coming out from behind shit. It's like scooby doo.
~ They've literally created a pile of bodies. So abadass.
~ HAHAHA AVON'S CAMP RUNNING.
~ OH NO, NOT THE ROBOT!
~ OMG THE ROBOT HAS A GODDAMN FLAME THROWER.
~ Cally has a giiiiiiiiiiirl crush.
~ With that goddamned ruff, Blake looks like Shakespeare.
~ Oh, BLAKE.
~ OH WOW! Avon just brushed a lock of hair out of Cally's hair while she was unconscious. Awwww.
~ Don't give her the tunic. It must be sabotuniced.
~ Jenna was even more all over Cally than Avon.
~ MAjOR FUCKING FIGHT! W00T!
~ OMG. LOOK AT THE ROBOTICS INSIDE HER HEAD! Wow, really awesome special effects. Really fucking special.
~ I can see Servalan's nipples.
~ Oh, Blake. I very much love you right now.
~ Be very careful with the ball of CSO.
~ OH GOD. I think Travis just shat himself with fear.
~ Servalan is very NOT HAPPY AT ALL :(.
~ YAY. On we must go to the next episooooooooooooooode.