All you need is a Hooker and a Space Ship and you can RULE THE WORLD
Last time Leo killed a bunch of people, shagged a hooker, and ran off into space.
Counts:
Double bladed serrated knives: 4
Pump-action shotguns: 1
Bitch slaps: 1
Shags: 3
Leo is piloting the ship offa Gamma 15 or 17 or...I forget the fucking number, but he has to avoid Federation pursuit ships!
There's some fancy flying, and some really incomprehensible space talk which is probably not astronomically accurate, but I don't care, because like Paulie, I am no scientist. Everyone knows this novel is all about shagging and bad-assery. Who needs SKIENCE?!
Leo puts the ship on auto-pilot while the Hooker gets naked and falls asleep. Then we get to the fap fap fap, where Paulie describes the Hooker's beauty. I got a bit distracted trying to convert her height from the metric system into feet, but w/e. Basically, she's of indeterminate height (indeterminate to me, at least), has dark hair, blue eyes, and a soft pussy. No, it really says that. No, I couldn't make this up. Paulie could though, god bless him.
She's also 25 years old. I dunno how he got that from her pussy, but I tell you, this Leo is GOOD.
Leo navigates some more, and thinks that the whole thing is too easy, and probably a trap. However, Hooker wakes up. And she's still naked, and her pussy is still soft, so of course, they have to shag. That's 4. And then Leo bursts inside her, which sounds fairly painful. But Hooker's having none of that: But she was not satisfied and forced him to love her again.
That's FIVE! And he did it back to back. *golf clap* I'm really going to have to make that Avon slow clap gif. It would be highly appropriate.
And then they fly some more. And...that's it. That whole chapter was basically about sex.