14th Random Encounter (action locked to Touko)

[animalhusbandry]

[Well, this is certainly new. Red Mage wakes up clad in a black tux and tails, in a bed that is clearly not his own and clutching a bouquet of roses for some reason. His free hand immediately reaches for his head to find a distinct lack of stylish plumed hat - which of course means he's got some utterly ridiculous looking hat hair going on.

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[puppeteerings]

[No need, she'll roll off on her own. ...It's for the better, you wouldn't want to catch another skilled magus off-guard and have a spell be cast in your face in reaction.

She just... sits up, and looks around. Oh what's this... she's in formal wear, and in a hotel room with her not!hubby, dressed just as classily.

...]

It's a closed-in hotel room, Hubert. [She's never letting that name go, nope.] What sort of encounter do you actually expect to happen here? [She's not even implying the romantic way; his thoughts are too ingrained in the tabletop system to think of it as anything else other than meeting some wild monsters to defeat for EXP, but let's see where this goes...]

[animalhusbandry]

[He does if it involves tearing his arm off and replacing it with a totally awesome hax magical one. Oh, for that bit of knowledge. But that is for another time!]

In Mayfield, one must always expect the unexpected. Perhaps the furniture will suddenly animate and attack us.

[He sounds almost hopeful.]

[puppeteerings]

[That would cost you, yanno, THE ONE PERSON SHE HAS DONE IT FOR WAS HER EMPLOYEE, and that was her payment for a particularly hard job. The quest pool in Mayfield is too limited, unfortunately. You'll have to settle for some magical accessories instead until further notice... 8|a

BUT ANYWAY

my face when

that is all...]

And what if they don't, like ordinary furniture?

[animalhusbandry]

A man can dream, Touko.

A man can dream.