i am the lady adelaide creampuff

[animalia]

today my hormones did something weird and NOW I MUST CLEAN EVERYTHING. i also have a whopping $85 to my name (beat that!) so a trip to the grocery store is in order, to buy hot pockets and cereal and dr. pepper. i need to gain weight. jesus, i'm turning into karen carpenter over here

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[dlbags]

May I borrow $84.99 please?

[animalia]

nope, already spent some of my cash on groceries. but you can have fifty of my mismatched socks.

[rumandcoke]

is it good crap????? it is always good to have good crap