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LMAO.. okay, so yeah, .... I was cruisin the google image thingy.. found hukka's LJ... and read 2's ramblings... (lol 2 is a rambling gryphon BTW)... he is one funny bastard....I read almost all his ramblings... but I read one about parents... and thought it was really good... like not funny.. not sad.. but in-your-face-fuck-you... kinda... here
Hey, it's me again, although I do have a cold this week, so I hope you
don't mind if I sound a little bit more squawkier than usual. It got me
thinking, though, you know, every week I sit down here and I set up my
little microphone and I yell about things that I see that either piss
me off or just don't make any sense, you know. So, I get to bitch about
things like that, and you know what? I'm happy. I bitch about stuff -
happy gryphon. It doesn't take much to make the gryphon happy. Every now
and then I sit down and I think, "you know, what am I doing picking at
this little shit? There's some real problems out there that someone should
be talking about, and.. they're not, 'cause they're afraid to." Well,
this is one of those days, OK.
I wanna take a few minutes to talk directly to the parents who abandon
their gay children, OK? You hear me talking here? I'm talking to YOU. And
I sincerely hope that your children are listening too, because this
is something they should've said to you a long time ago. You know,
I've seen some cruel shit in the world, Chinese dog fights and ritual
baby killing and the last season of Farscape. There's a lot of problems
with this planet but before the next generation can even begin to clean
it up, you people are gonna have to be the first ones to be dragged out
of your houses in the middle of the night and beat to death with blunt,
heavy objects.
Disowning your kid because he's gay? Do you have any idea what that does
to someone? I mean, I mean, screw Vietnam, these kids wind up ruined
for life! I have seen it, and I'll tell you right now, you people are
sub-fucking-human. I'm not even talking monkeys here, I'm talking of
another million years or so, you MIGHT grow legs and crawl out of the
ocean looking for your first BEER, OK? Not even animals pull shit like
that.
"Oh Christ, he's gay, get rid of him!" Oh yeah, and whoops, look at that
- this one's born without a leg, gotta get rid of him too! Oh darn,
you got a redhead and you wanted brown? Send him packing! Would you
do that? Would you dump your child because he wasn't exactly what you
wanted? What if he was deformed or retarded, you know? What if he looked
like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a hatchet -
would you dump him for that? Of course not! In fact, you'd probably
defend him! But the instant you found out your kid was gay, you dumped
him in the ghetto quicker than a jar of mayonnaise with a condom at the
bottom.
If you were standing in the front of me right now, I swear to god I'd
spit right in your face. No, screw that, I'd wrap you in a fur coat and
nail you to a tree in the forest during grizzly bear mating season. I'll
send the video to your kids, too, so we can all sit around and laugh at
it. Did you ever stop for one moment to think that your kid was ALWAYS
gay? He's the same child that you raised and loved for years. He didn't
BECOME gay the instant he told you. He's the same person - you just
found out something new about him. Do you know how hard it is to tell
your parents that you're gay? And he TRUSTED you. He took a deep breath
and trusted that you'd always love him no matter what. And you fucking
ruined his life for it! Yeah, that's teaching him a good lesson, is
it? He should've known better than to be honest with you, right? Little
gay bastard. Disown him! That'll teach him not to trust you again.
You fucking make me sick. And don't you DARE drop this bullshit on me
about "he chose to be gay so he can get out!" I am sick to death of
hearing straight people tell gay people that they decided to be that
way. Let me guess, you got this book that was written a few thousand years
ago by some stoned arabs wandering the desert that says to throw rocks at
gay people until they're dead? "God hates fags, so they must've decided
to be that way", right? Yeah, well, the Weekly World News says the bat
baby just escaped again. And that was written just last month! Why don't
you go out and catch him! I hope he gnaws your face off!
How can you possibly think that a gay person would wanna CHOOSE to have
that kind of life? With the way you cultist fanatics treat them? I'd
rather choose to be Andre the Giant's proctologist than to have to
live as a gay person in a world populated with you nazi pinheads. What,
do you think they just woke up one morning, chose to wear their beige
wool sweater, decided on Wheaties for breakfast and "hey, why not live out
the rest of their life as one of the most socially rejected, religiously
hated groups in the world!", right? Is that what you think? If they
wanted THAT, they could have gone to college and become a LAWYER.
I'll tell you what, Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver, here's your homework: if
being gay is a choice that you can blame people for making, then it must
be a choice that everyone has the ability to make. So, YOU do it! That's
right, I DARE you to try this. You sit down for FIVE MINUTES, just for
five minutes, and YOU decide to be attracted to the same sex. Go ahead and
try it! I wanna see you make even more of a dumbass out of yourself. And
after you fail, why don't you grab an icepick and just stuff it in your
ear. Wanna save the world from twisted, evil people, then that's the
best place to start. Okay, from now on, instead of disowning your gay
children, send them to me! Because I want to start an army. 2's flaming
gay limp-wristed smackdown commando force. And we're gonna come to your
house, redecorate it, and shoot you with neon pink paintballs until
you're dead! That'll make the papers, huh?
It's too late for you assholes who've already dissed your kids, but for
the rest of you, if your child ever comes to you and tells you he's gay,
why don't you stop for a minute and use your head. He's still the kid
he always was. Do you really wanna kick him out 'cause he's gay - or
because you're too weak to look in the eyes of the world and say that
you still love your kid?
Yeah... that's kinda hott
Hey, it's me again, although I do have a cold this week, so I hope you
don't mind if I sound a little bit more squawkier than usual. It got me
thinking, though, you know, every week I sit down here and I set up my
little microphone and I yell about things that I see that either piss
me off or just don't make any sense, you know. So, I get to bitch about
things like that, and you know what? I'm happy. I bitch about stuff -
happy gryphon. It doesn't take much to make the gryphon happy. Every now
and then I sit down and I think, "you know, what am I doing picking at
this little shit? There's some real problems out there that someone should
be talking about, and.. they're not, 'cause they're afraid to." Well,
this is one of those days, OK.
I wanna take a few minutes to talk directly to the parents who abandon
their gay children, OK? You hear me talking here? I'm talking to YOU. And
I sincerely hope that your children are listening too, because this
is something they should've said to you a long time ago. You know,
I've seen some cruel shit in the world, Chinese dog fights and ritual
baby killing and the last season of Farscape. There's a lot of problems
with this planet but before the next generation can even begin to clean
it up, you people are gonna have to be the first ones to be dragged out
of your houses in the middle of the night and beat to death with blunt,
heavy objects.
Disowning your kid because he's gay? Do you have any idea what that does
to someone? I mean, I mean, screw Vietnam, these kids wind up ruined
for life! I have seen it, and I'll tell you right now, you people are
sub-fucking-human. I'm not even talking monkeys here, I'm talking of
another million years or so, you MIGHT grow legs and crawl out of the
ocean looking for your first BEER, OK? Not even animals pull shit like
that.
"Oh Christ, he's gay, get rid of him!" Oh yeah, and whoops, look at that
- this one's born without a leg, gotta get rid of him too! Oh darn,
you got a redhead and you wanted brown? Send him packing! Would you
do that? Would you dump your child because he wasn't exactly what you
wanted? What if he was deformed or retarded, you know? What if he looked
like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a hatchet -
would you dump him for that? Of course not! In fact, you'd probably
defend him! But the instant you found out your kid was gay, you dumped
him in the ghetto quicker than a jar of mayonnaise with a condom at the
bottom.
If you were standing in the front of me right now, I swear to god I'd
spit right in your face. No, screw that, I'd wrap you in a fur coat and
nail you to a tree in the forest during grizzly bear mating season. I'll
send the video to your kids, too, so we can all sit around and laugh at
it. Did you ever stop for one moment to think that your kid was ALWAYS
gay? He's the same child that you raised and loved for years. He didn't
BECOME gay the instant he told you. He's the same person - you just
found out something new about him. Do you know how hard it is to tell
your parents that you're gay? And he TRUSTED you. He took a deep breath
and trusted that you'd always love him no matter what. And you fucking
ruined his life for it! Yeah, that's teaching him a good lesson, is
it? He should've known better than to be honest with you, right? Little
gay bastard. Disown him! That'll teach him not to trust you again.
You fucking make me sick. And don't you DARE drop this bullshit on me
about "he chose to be gay so he can get out!" I am sick to death of
hearing straight people tell gay people that they decided to be that
way. Let me guess, you got this book that was written a few thousand years
ago by some stoned arabs wandering the desert that says to throw rocks at
gay people until they're dead? "God hates fags, so they must've decided
to be that way", right? Yeah, well, the Weekly World News says the bat
baby just escaped again. And that was written just last month! Why don't
you go out and catch him! I hope he gnaws your face off!
How can you possibly think that a gay person would wanna CHOOSE to have
that kind of life? With the way you cultist fanatics treat them? I'd
rather choose to be Andre the Giant's proctologist than to have to
live as a gay person in a world populated with you nazi pinheads. What,
do you think they just woke up one morning, chose to wear their beige
wool sweater, decided on Wheaties for breakfast and "hey, why not live out
the rest of their life as one of the most socially rejected, religiously
hated groups in the world!", right? Is that what you think? If they
wanted THAT, they could have gone to college and become a LAWYER.
I'll tell you what, Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver, here's your homework: if
being gay is a choice that you can blame people for making, then it must
be a choice that everyone has the ability to make. So, YOU do it! That's
right, I DARE you to try this. You sit down for FIVE MINUTES, just for
five minutes, and YOU decide to be attracted to the same sex. Go ahead and
try it! I wanna see you make even more of a dumbass out of yourself. And
after you fail, why don't you grab an icepick and just stuff it in your
ear. Wanna save the world from twisted, evil people, then that's the
best place to start. Okay, from now on, instead of disowning your gay
children, send them to me! Because I want to start an army. 2's flaming
gay limp-wristed smackdown commando force. And we're gonna come to your
house, redecorate it, and shoot you with neon pink paintballs until
you're dead! That'll make the papers, huh?
It's too late for you assholes who've already dissed your kids, but for
the rest of you, if your child ever comes to you and tells you he's gay,
why don't you stop for a minute and use your head. He's still the kid
he always was. Do you really wanna kick him out 'cause he's gay - or
because you're too weak to look in the eyes of the world and say that
you still love your kid?
Yeah... that's kinda hott