Wow...
This was so much fun that I had to post it. I've really never met someone so intent on annoying me, but they really didn't succeed and it was fun to mock them.
London Callingx7: hello there antihippo?
AntiHippo: Hello? ^_^
London Callingx7: why are you antihippo
AntiHippo: Well, I don't particularly care for hippos. That's an interesting question to ask someone who doesn't know who you are, honestly. XD
London Callingx7: XD??
AntiHippo: xD is a smiley. look at it sideways?
London Callingx7: whatever
AntiHippo: Who is this?
AntiHippo: I can't help but be curious, after all.
London Callingx7: i am the hippo you just insulted
London Callingx7: does it really matter now?
AntiHippo: Well yes, because you see you've IMed me and am talking to me.
London Callingx7: why do you hate hippos so much you hippo hater, you probably look like a hippo
AntiHippo: Hm. Are you trying to annoy me, or are you just bored?
London Callingx7: do you look like a hippo?? i need to know
AntiHippo: No, dear, I do not. Although that's not a polite thing to ask someone, I will not return the favor.
London Callingx7: return the favor.. what the hell
AntiHippo: Hm, you're rather slow to catch on, aren't you? Oh well. When you don't use proper grammar or punctuation for long enough, i suppose it slips entirely.
London Callingx7: your like.. a old hippo lady that uses good gramar and wears her pants really HI
AntiHippo: Actually, I'm quite the opposite. Simply intelligent. If you'd like, I'll get you the definition of that word.
London Callingx7: i know what intelligent is. you prude gramother:would you like me to get the deffinition of that..??
AntiHippo: No, I happen to know what that means. But that was a very nice comeback, i see you're witty enough to come up with your own jabs
London Callingx7: why thanks,are you sure you know what it means. cause if you did you wouldn't act like one..
AntiHippo: Oh, again with the terribly gradeschoolish insults. You're very good at that. What qualm have you against me?
London Callingx7: thats for me to know and you to find out
AntiHippo: Oh, mature. I applaud your courage.
London Callingx7: SO DO I!!
London Callingx7: you sound like one of those AIM bots, i dont think thats normal how do you have friends like that?.
AntiHippo: I simply have friends that favor intelligence and strength of character over idiocy and conformism.
London Callingx7: im sure all of your teacher friends appriciate that.
AntiHippo: Well, if I had teacher friends I'm sure they would. And as terribly amusing as this short conversation has been, I really do have to go as I have no further time to waste with idiots. Thank you for the mild entertainment.
London Callingx7: GAY
AntiHippo: Why, how did you know? Actually, I'm bi, thanks. And I bet you're just a little too scared to admit that you're attracted to it.
London Callingx7: how'd you know......YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS.
London Callingx7: i really do love you..
AntiHippo: That made sense. Thanks for clarifying your passions.
London Callingx7: dont you have some passions to admit to me. .
AntiHippo: Hm, not particularly. Seeing as I just met you, as far as I can tell.
London Callingx7: no you didnt..
AntiHippo: Well, if you had cared to tell me who you were, i might be better able to place my feelings for you. As it stands, I really can't judge.
London Callingx7: IM your dirty little secret
AntiHippo: Hm, I'm afraid that's wishful thinking, dear.
London Callingx7: nope... im not into your type... sorry.
AntiHippo: Actually, I clearly meant wishful thinking on your part. I don't date morons who take their fun by annoying people online because they don't have a life outside of their home.
London Callingx7: I DONT WANT TO DATE YOU IM TAKEN
AntiHippo: Well that's good, since in case you were a little too dense to realize from my remarks about morons bothering people online, I was talking about you and how I probably wouldn't even look once at you, even as friend potential. Like I said, I'm not interesting in people with mind numbingly low IQs.
London Callingx7: i bet you do have a robot there typing all this... your so gay
AntiHippo: It'd be a little difficult for me to send this to a robot, seeing as they wouldn't be able to give me such personalized answers. Of course, you'd have realized this if you weren't such an idiot.
London Callingx7: thats not what i meant you retard. and words cant explain really how stupid you are and how SMART i am
AntiHippo: Well, no, they can't, considering that is a blatant lie and the reason you can't explain it is because you don't have the eloquency to fulfill that need.
London Callingx7: I DO TO HAVE ELOQUENCY. but it seems as though you dont..
AntiHippo: If you knew what eloquency meant, you'd know how stupid you sound by saying that.
London Callingx7: EXACTLY MY POINT your so smart your stupid... and i think your gaining some hygine problums because of it.. so i would get some serios help immidiatly
London Callingx7: just to warn you..
London Callingx7: and everyone thinks it
London Callingx7: gawd.. its not even worth it.. just stop now.
AntiHippo: Oh, yes. I forgot that you know precisely what everyone in the entire world thinks. I'm not sure you know what I look like or have ever seen a picture of me, but it's really amusing that you would say something like that when you're actually quite unaware. It's refreshing to see that some people still resort to stupid insults.
London Callingx7: i do know what they think because they ALL told me..
AntiHippo: Oh yes. I'm quite sure they did. And if you do so remember, I did happen to say I was leaving a while ago, so i think i will finally follow through with that. Again, thanks for the low level of amusement you happened to provide me. It was a nice, rather refreshing change.
London Callingx7: just shut up you freakin bi
AntiHippo: Oh dear, did I upset you? Are you perhaps a bit flustered at your lack of witty comebacks? No, that can't be it. I haven't heard a single one from you yet. A witty comeback, that is.
London Callingx7: your sn should be IMBINONELIKESME787
London Callingx7: i mean..
London Callingx7: no one will know with the one you have now.. but you can tell just by talking to you..
AntiHippo: Well, perhaps if that were true, but it's not. And I'm sure that you might hope that is the case, since i'm clearly outshining you in both eloquency and smarts, but there's no need to be jealous. If you work hard some day, you may be as good as me.
AntiHippo: Good day.
London Callingx7: your just a dotterel bi
AntiHippo: as far as i know, dotterel is a type of shore bird.
London Callingx7: no
AntiHippo: nice use of vocabulary! but really, i'm done now.
London Callingx7: your stupid.. stop being gay. oh.. you cant.. im sorry about your problums =) i hope your having a nice life being gay..
AntiHippo: unless of course you mean retarded.
London Callingx7: whateves.
AntiHippo: But, I'm sorry about your idiot closemindedness, because being gay - or Bi - is really not a problem at all.
AntiHippo: If you'd start thinking for yourself instead of letting your friends decide what you should think, you'd know that.
AntiHippo: Goodbye, and thanks again. Lovely conversation.