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[animerei]

If a chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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[icklehoot]

Depends....what breed of chicken? Grasshopper? Size of pickle?

I give it 2.109 days.

[baaaaaaaaaah]

how hungry is the chicken?

[animerei]

Heh. I can see that I'll have to scan the photograph of this quote (it was spray-painted on a wall)