I think it's a reference to this movie, Fatal Attraction, that was made in the 80s. It was about this guy who has a one-night stand with this girl, who falls for him but eventually goes freaking nuts -- at the climax of the movie she's broke into his home and boiled his kid's pet rabbit to death. Yeah.
“I may be the new kid, but I am not obtuse, unlike you, my hominid fried.”
Mmmmm, the taste of fried anthropoids in the morning!
I think interfering in the Jake and Marco love is punishable by death. Or making her turn into something really ugly and unromantic, like a slug. Or turning her into a slug and then killing her with an entire box of salt. Whatever works.
Also, Jake usually thinks of plans that work. That's why he's the leader. If he didn't, he would no longer be leader. Duh. And is it just me, or is HitsOnAnythingThatMoves!Marco a complete fanon cliché that should die a horrible death?
Excuse me, there's a Sue I need to go Evil!Rachel on.
HitsOnAnythingThatMoves!Marco a complete fanon cliché that should die a horrible death?
Um, yes. But I don't wait to say that because I've been guilty of writing it. (In context, though, after 54. When he dated lots of supermodels and was kind of hating himself for dating any chick that came along.) Guy is a BIG flirt, though, in canon. It's not so bad.
I do have some idea of how divorcees behave. You know, the whole ‘bunny boiler’ thing.
Yes, because every spurned woman, or single woman for that matter, is a bunny boiling psychopath. Sorry, but reading about how Fatal Attraction got changed from this movie about how cheating hurts everyone and instead got morphed into this whole "Evil Single Girl" flick thanks to studio execs, I'm a bit miffed by this reference.
"my hominid fried."
Honey, using big words does not have the same effect if you get the little words wrong. On another, I think I did talk like that in junior high. No wonder the kids didn't like me, I was stuck up prat. Like our beloved Sue.
My heart bleeds purple peanut butter.I am so lucky I was drinking anything when I read that
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a girl, with blonde hair below her waist Is there any hair above her waist? Cause I'm getting a vision that looks like one of those broken Sims characters with hair that just appears above the butt. (Mine did that once...)
Other than that...yeah, standard Sue. Good to see Jake getting some love, but why'd it have to be from her? feline - Where in canon does Jake get girls-drooling-over-me love? Perfectly reasonable, of course, but the closest I remeber such a thing in canon is in book 54 where Marco mentions how many marriage offers he got.
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Mmmmm, the taste of fried anthropoids in the morning!
I think interfering in the Jake and Marco love is punishable by death. Or making her turn into something really ugly and unromantic, like a slug. Or turning her into a slug and then killing her with an entire box of salt. Whatever works.
Also, Jake usually thinks of plans that work. That's why he's the leader. If he didn't, he would no longer be leader. Duh. And is it just me, or is HitsOnAnythingThatMoves!Marco a complete fanon cliché that should die a horrible death?
Excuse me, there's a Sue I need to go Evil!Rachel on.
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Um, yes. But I don't wait to say that because I've been guilty of writing it. (In context, though, after 54. When he dated lots of supermodels and was kind of hating himself for dating any chick that came along.) Guy is a BIG flirt, though, in canon. It's not so bad.
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Yes, because every spurned woman, or single woman for that matter, is a bunny boiling psychopath. Sorry, but reading about how Fatal Attraction got changed from this movie about how cheating hurts everyone and instead got morphed into this whole "Evil Single Girl" flick thanks to studio execs, I'm a bit miffed by this reference.
"my hominid fried."
Honey, using big words does not have the same effect if you get the little words wrong. On another, I think I did talk like that in junior high. No wonder the kids didn't like me, I was stuck up prat. Like our beloved Sue.
My heart bleeds purple peanut butter.I am so lucky I was drinking anything when I read that ( ... )
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Is there any hair above her waist? Cause I'm getting a vision that looks like one of those broken Sims characters with hair that just appears above the butt. (Mine did that once...)
Other than that...yeah, standard Sue. Good to see Jake getting some love, but why'd it have to be from her?
feline - Where in canon does Jake get girls-drooling-over-me love? Perfectly reasonable, of course, but the closest I remeber such a thing in canon is in book 54 where Marco mentions how many marriage offers he got.
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