New Sue

[_thelady_]

Title: The New Girl
Author: StaceAnew

Name: Melissa
Species: Transfer Student
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Canon Connections: New to the Ani-school. Has class with Jake
Special Abilities: Knows what fanfiction is.
Origin: Showed up at school one fine spring day.
Other: Meh. This one's kinda boring. But still so ... Sue-y

Comments

[lizzypaul]

I almost wrote this up, but she was soooo boring. ::shudder::

[b2wm]

I suppose books never factor into fanfiction? Now, I'm usually an LotR canon nazi, but I never thought I'd be yelling "Read the damned books!" in this fandom...

Oh, and Suethor? For stealing the name of Rachel's best friend, I'm cutting off your Kandrona rays.

[tawaki]

I hereby import the Countdown from Deleterius.

THREE! TWO! ONE! TSEEW! TSEEW! TSEEW!

Eudyptes crestatus

[karma_fucked]

Can I change the names of the characters and make that one apply to every fandom ever?

Yes, yes I can.

[thebes_rain]

Its a Sue that knows her origin. O.O They are evolving. We must stop them!!!!

They must never know how and why they were created....

*runs off screaming*