[Locked]benigncancerNovember 15 2011, 05:35:56 UTC
I'M SORRY, YOUR HELMSMAN IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO HIM HAVING A LIFE AND THINGS TO DO BESIDES WAIT ON YOUR BITCH ASS. ALSO, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HELMSMAN. BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSIIONIIC, YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS BEEP AND MAYBE I'LL PASS IT ON IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
I'm going to take t)(at as "No, your )(ig)(ness, I'm completely useless and incompetent and didn't do t)(e one t)(ing you asked me to do, despite t)(e fact t)(at you pacifically asked me not to disappoint you". For one preac)(ing freedom, you )(ave )(im on an awful tig)(t leas)(, wouldn't you say? T)(at is to say t)(at t)(is is none of your concern, and your aut)(ority in t)(is matter is null. Muc)( like your overall existence. Kindly keep your scent organ out of my affairs, and worry instead about t)(ings t)(at s)(ould )(ave been )(andled by you WEEKS ago.
[Locked]benigncancerNovember 15 2011, 05:50:30 UTC
OKAY. I'LL ADMIT THAT I DROPPED THE BALL HERE. I'M PLACING THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE HEADS OF OUR CAPTORS, THOUGH. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO FUCKED WITH MY HEAD AND CAUSED ME TO GO INTO SOME KIND OF PARANOID PARALYSIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN TRY TO KILL MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND. BUT I'M WORKING ON THE WHOLE GETTING OUT OF HERE PROJECT NOW. AND I CAN STICK MY SCENT ORGAN WHEREVER I LIKE WHEN IT CONCERNS MY MOIRAIL.
I am completely unsurprised t)(at you )(ave also decided to participate in the pity party. I don't care if t)(e bloody Mot)(er Grub stood upon your carapace w)(ile you were being wriggled, I gave you a job to do. A job, might I add, t)(at could very well be time sensitive. Your pale matters )(ave no baring on business relations. Especially MY business relations. I will come for )(im again if )(e does not reply of )(is own volition in twenty four )(ours. And I will not be )(appy nor gentle wit)( )(im. Consider t)(at a warning for bot)( of you, and don't bot)(er making t)(is more difficult t)(an it needs to be.
[VERY WISE, DUALSCAR or she may have pulled off the other one to save you the trouble.]
Naturally. I suppose one bit of good news is better t)(an not)(ing. We are be)(ind sc)(edule, and I will not be made a pawn in t)(is ridiculous game our captors are playing. If t)(e mutant )(as not)(ing to s)(ow for )(is efforts by t)(e end of t)(e week, )(e dies for )(is incompetence. Do I make myself clear?
you'd liike to thiink you are. but posturiing between you and SS aΨiide, pretty sure the tower iis iin charge riight now.
[Oh, if you could only see how much effort this is costing him to talk back.]
not dead, not half bliind, wiith all my powers at full strength and iin my full control... yeah, ii suppose that counts as 'no longer iincapaΨiitated'.
[She has an idea. Or maybe she just refuses to believe that her conditioning has been partially overridden.]
Good. Make your way to t)(e tent)( floor post)(aste. Alone. I do not want to be kept waiting. And t)(ese matters are best )(andled in person. I will not speak to you if you )(ave company.
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ALSO, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HELMSMAN.
BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSIIONIIC, YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS BEEP AND MAYBE I'LL PASS IT ON IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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For one preac)(ing freedom, you )(ave )(im on an awful tig)(t leas)(, wouldn't you say?
T)(at is to say t)(at t)(is is none of your concern, and your aut)(ority in t)(is matter is null.
Muc)( like your overall existence.
Kindly keep your scent organ out of my affairs, and worry instead about t)(ings t)(at s)(ould )(ave been )(andled by you WEEKS ago.
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I'LL ADMIT THAT I DROPPED THE BALL HERE.
I'M PLACING THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE HEADS OF OUR CAPTORS, THOUGH. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO FUCKED WITH MY HEAD AND CAUSED ME TO GO INTO SOME KIND OF PARANOID PARALYSIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN TRY TO KILL MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND.
BUT I'M WORKING ON THE WHOLE GETTING OUT OF HERE PROJECT NOW.
AND I CAN STICK MY SCENT ORGAN WHEREVER I LIKE WHEN IT CONCERNS MY MOIRAIL.
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I don't care if t)(e bloody Mot)(er Grub stood upon your carapace w)(ile you were being wriggled, I gave you a job to do.
A job, might I add, t)(at could very well be time sensitive.
Your pale matters )(ave no baring on business relations.
Especially MY business relations.
I will come for )(im again if )(e does not reply of )(is own volition in twenty four )(ours.
And I will not be )(appy nor gentle wit)( )(im.
Consider t)(at a warning for bot)( of you, and don't bot)(er making t)(is more difficult t)(an it needs to be.
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Yes, Your Highness?
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I'm finding my patience wearing t)(inner and t)(inner for t)(e w)(ims of t)(is particular universe.
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I havve not.
Though I gather the lowwbloods havve, wwhich hardly comes as a surprise.
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Naturally.
I suppose one bit of good news is better t)(an not)(ing.
We are be)(ind sc)(edule, and I will not be made a pawn in t)(is ridiculous game our captors are playing.
If t)(e mutant )(as not)(ing to s)(ow for )(is efforts by t)(e end of t)(e week, )(e dies for )(is incompetence.
Do I make myself clear?
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I do not )(ave t)(e patience for t)(is.
I will not warn you again.
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ii am the Ψiioniic agaiin.
but siince ii'm aware you're helpiing SS...
what diid you need?
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Am I to assume you are no longer incapacitated?
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but posturiing between you and SS aΨiide, pretty sure the tower iis iin charge riight now.
[Oh, if you could only see how much effort this is costing him to talk back.]
not dead, not half bliind, wiith all my powers at full strength and iin my full control... yeah, ii suppose that counts as 'no longer iincapaΨiitated'.
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Good.
Make your way to t)(e tent)( floor post)(aste.
Alone.
I do not want to be kept waiting.
And t)(ese matters are best )(andled in person.
I will not speak to you if you )(ave company.
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