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[gam8lignants]

So.
What's a girl gotta do to find some adventure around here????????

[She was definitely confused as hell as to where she was, but god if she'd let you know that.
Soooooo Mindfang's just gonna latch onto the nearest internet source and casually ask questions.]

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[romcomedian]

WOW JUST WHAT WE NEEDED.
SERIOUSLY, ARE WE PLAYING A GAME OF 'HOW MANY SERKETS CAN WE FIT IN ONE TOWER'????????
8ECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR THAT.
THEN AGAIN, I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS TOWER 8ULLSHIT TO 8EGIN WITH.

[gam8lignants]

First of all, I have pretty much no idea who Serket is or how they have anything to do with me.
Second of all, who are you and why do you type exactly like me???????? ::::/

[romcomedian]

I'M NOT RELAPSING AND RECITING THE DAMN SERMON YET AGAIN.
W8, DON'T FUCKING TELL ME.
ANOTHER SESSION.
YET ANOTHER SESSION.
I'M GOING TO START KEEPING COUNT.
I'M GOING TO COLLECT A JAR OF THE 8LOOD THAT STARTS LEAKING FROM MY GELATINOUS PROTEIN SOCKETS EVERY TIME I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE POP UP AND I'M GOING TO MAKE A TALLY ON THE WALL.
8UT OK, I'LL 8ITE.
I'M VANTAS.
KARKAT VANTAS.
AND YOU'RE NOT SERKET.
SO WHO ARE YOU?

[gam8lignants]

Ooooooookay.
You're certainly a lively one, aren't you????????
As far as I'm aware there 8n't any other sessions 8esides my groups, considering we programmed the game in the first place.
So I'm pretty surprised to 8e talking to another alive troll to 8egin with, though I guess if what this places note indicates is true, you were pro8a8ly saved once we 8usted the planet.
Sorry 8ro.
Vantas doesn't ring a 8ell in the slightest, 8ut you can call me Marquise I guess.

[ocariness]

I think that your answer would depend on what you consider "adventure" to be.

[gam8lignants]

The usual stuff, duh.
Searching for treasure 8eing the top priority.

[ocariness]

I'm not sure if there would be treasure or not, however...

I've heard there's a maze on one of the floors. I've actually been wanting to explore it myself, but it would be foolhardy to travel alone. I've also heard it's rather dangerous.

[gam8lignants]

Aw man, seriously????????
Dangerous is pretty much my middle name! I can handle that no pro8lem.

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[quarter_english]

Take a look around.

Precisely how much adventure are you looking for?

[gam8lignants]

All day every day, essentially.

[quarter_english]

You're in luck.

What are your thoughts on porridge?

[gam8lignants]

...
I have no idea what that is ::::/

[grimauxilatrix]

Vriska You Know Very Well That If It Is Adventure You Are Seeking A Trip To One Of The Various Floors Will Fulfill That Urge
May I Suggest Going To The Floor With The Bloody Hand Print And Investigating Its Origins
Ellipses
That Was Sarcasm Please Dont Go There Its Dangerous
Although I Assume You Wont Listen To Me And Will Go There Regardless

[gam8lignants]

Dolorosa?
Who's Vriska????????
A new pet name for me may8e? :::;)

[grimauxilatrix]

Oh
You Must Be Mindfang Then Forgive My Assumption
Im Not Dolorosa Im Kanaya Her Descendent
Vriska Is Your Descendent

[gam8lignants]

........
Girl, I 8nt old enough to 8e having no descendants. ::::/

[benigncancer]

DO YOU KNOW ME?
WAIT, I MEAN, DO I KNOW YOU?
NO, ACTUALLY I MEANT THE FIRST THING, BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK KNOW I HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE.

[gam8lignants]

What with the cherry red o8noxious text, I can only assume it's Signless, right????????

[benigncancer]

NO ONE ELSE WOULD TYPE IN A COLOUR THIS OBNOXIOUS.
SO OBVIOUSLY IT'S ME.

[gam8lignants]

Then it shouldn't 8e too difficult for you to realize who you're talking to!!!!!!!!
::::P