Comments | animuscleave: World of Warcraft

animuscleave

World of Warcraft

Sep 02, 2005 22:34

I just wanted to say, if you play an Alliance character (you know who you are), don't get a big head because you won something. More often than not, it's only because there are more furbid loving fags, anime lovers, D&D players, shallow-headed-refuse-to-play-unprettyboy, wanna-be-hero, middle school aged dorks on your side ( Read more... )

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neon_rhapsody September 2 2005, 22:47:45 UTC

I would care that you're hitting 60...if I had WoW.

Cause then I'd be "OMG OMG OMG TANK PLEASE ^_________^"

Also, I'd say Orcs are more like...Mongols. Or one of those European/Asian Barbarian tribes. Never realized how the alliance was pretty white...aside from night elves, but they suck anyways since they're a race thats predominately "holier than thou" to the other races.

Horde for the win.

animuscleave September 3 2005, 13:38:25 UTC

Ah, actually, that's not a bad idea, because their squat and the whole wolf-riding (as opposed to the whole pony riding) thing. Neat.

Although, I think that inspiration gimmick belongs to the centaur.

sabredenton September 3 2005, 07:20:44 UTC

Except when an orc dances, he dances like MC Hammer. I THINK (not 100% sure) MC Hammer is black.

neon_rhapsody September 3 2005, 13:07:10 UTC

Then by your logic, a Tauren is a banana that screams PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY TIME! HA!

animuscleave September 3 2005, 13:35:51 UTC

lmao

I think of orcs as blackish because of the dance for one (yes, MC hammer. Compare that to Michael Jackson for those nelf), and because of the whole backstory of theirs where they were slaves from another planet and now they're free from that, but the Alliance (read: "white people") still hate them and think they're evil and alienate them even though now they're just trying to survive. And the female orc dance gives me the whole impression too.

Oh yeah, and because they're so tribalish (lots of influence on their "shamanic heritage")

sabredenton September 3 2005, 21:06:30 UTC

Hahahahah, subtle political commentary on Warcraft.

The Tauren live very far away from most Alliance, perhaps on land designated for them, ala reservations? I'm also pretty sure that Trolls are Rastefarian (or something like that) and if I am not mistaken, Rastefarians hate to be confused with Jamaican.

The undead are white I suppose, and they live in a former Alliance town... this town was once glorious, but when the undead arrived it went to crap. Perhaps the undead are like homeless people or poor people, and the undead city is like a slum of New York or something...

Reading too much into this probably.

The humans however live in giant cities and mostly luxury. The Night Elves in glorious green surroundings. The Dwarves and Gnomes... well... nobody cares about them anyway.

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