Story Time, with Unki Omi!

[animussomnium]

I was born in Florida 26 years ago. Back then, Florida was a lawless place, and Happiness dare not tread upon its terrible landscape. One day, when Florida was not looking, I escaped and joined the military. Trust me, it was better. Clinton was President and 12oz cans of Pepsi were 50 cents. There, I encountered many many people of

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[nomilomi]

*hug* You know how to find the Libra Lair - we generally have a good supply of shoulders to cry on, drinks to take the edge off, and stupid comments to make you laugh despite yourself.

[siryn]

*hug*

[kestler]

As well, my cave is always at your disposal, bro... sorry to hear things went that way...

*bro grabs*