Back from England. My flight was okay. Did a red-eye on the 8 hour flight ( Read more... )

Well, I'm done with my first semester! I have one week left to hang out before I fly home to AMERICA for break. Things are well, I suppose. I went to the last bop of the semester last night ( Read more... )

How is it that a man's mind can be perpetually preoccupied with one thing...for so long? For years after it's gone ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_wq9cSnTYQ

This is what happens when I'm bored at 1:00am.

Owwwww....my TMJ

It hasn't been this bad before...not even when I was a senior in High School...and that was bad.

Someone pray for me...or better yet, give me some percocet. Or...a new mandible. Does anyone have an extra one? Please?

I'm such an old man.

This is a conversation I had with my Scotish tutor today during my lab:

MALCOLM: Aaron, why are you wearing that fancy shirt?
AARON: I don't know. I always dress this way?
MALCOLM: Do you have a hot date or something tonight?
AARON: No, unfortunately not. Sorry to disappoint you.
MALCOLM: What about those Sarah Lawrence girls? You ever have hot ( Read more... )

So I didn't know about daylights savings time. Today, I walked 30 minutes to the bus stop and took a 20 minute bus ride to my tutor's house, and she answered the door and said, "You're an hour early ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVyXdgDvawU

Enjoy.

Q: What's better than being sick at Oxford?

A: Being sick at Oxford with a UTI.

God hates me, I swear to God.

I hope that headline has intrigued you to listen to the story I'm about to tell you. Because it is a long story, but it contains a huge fucking own or two. Owen, you'll appreciate this.

PART 1: OWN 1I met this british girl a couple weeks ago and we talked a bit, mostly about Chemistry (we're both studying it incidentally)...and I see her every ( Read more... )