whoa i haven't updated in a million years. or like 3 weeks. but a million years sounds way cooler ( Read more... )

whoa i'm in college. but right now its more like camp since this is freshman week ( Read more... )

elsa elsa bo belsa ( Read more... )

well i ate at olive garden today for lunch, and then at bucco di beppo for dinner. oof i'm full. i ate oodles of tiramisu at buc, which was way tasty. but black tie mousse cake still rocks my socks a little more ( Read more... )

YOUR NAME ( Read more... )

well i finally got my roommate assignment for vassar. her name is elizabeth, but she goes by betsy. and she sounds amiable in her e-mail, so i'm pleased ( Read more... )

well today's my last day at the herald. hm. i wonder what will happen if i want to come back next summer. i suppose that's just good incentive for me to write little letters to my editor and whatnot ( Read more... )

well yesterday i had a tiny amount of surgery. it was kinda weird since the doctor shoved novacaine in me like crazy. but it wasn't so bad overall. however, he advised me to PUT MYSELF IN A GOOD MENTAL PLACE before he jammed the needle in me. i was like what the F*#&^*( kind of advice is that? so i thought about how i could never be addicted to a ( Read more... )

epiphany is a fun word. but the plural looks weird ( Read more... )

did anyone see the HORSE on beaver street today? i didn't, but i wrote an article about it. apparently this guy is like, riding across country to get donations for a world hunger organizations.

his dog's name is Good Dog.

now i challenge you to find something cuter than that.