ER Season 12 Premiere 'Cañon City'. Countdown to rant in: 5...4...3...
Gah. ER is beginning to make me cranky.
I miss Carter. And even the characters that remain bare no resemblance to the ones I used to like. Other than Abby. Abby is awesome. Neela too. But she's british. It's a solidarity thing. Spoilers in my rant. Oooh yeah.
Morris = Bleugh. Awful character. I think that's how he's supposed to come off though, so yeah. I'll buy that.
Pratt = Totally a replacement for Benton. I've only just realised this, you know. *is slow* I'm beginning to like him. Just a little.
Susan = *sigh* I miss the slightly... kooky Susan. And the 'girls' club'. First rule of girls' club? You don't talk about girls' club.
Luka = Seriously. SAY SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE. I know you're pretty, and I know you've got this dark, brooding 'MY KIDS ARE DEAD' thing going on, but DUDE. MORE WORDS. If only to punctuate Sam's whining. Which is a nice lead on to...
Sam = Woah. Okay, so you can act. I liked the door thing, and the screaming, and the falling asleep at the wheel... But god, woman. ANNOYING. I knew my first impression was right. ANNOYING-AS-HELL.
Alex = DUDE. Didn't you LOOK DIFFERENT last season? Like, COMPLETELY? *checks IMDB* I KNEW IT! Thought you could fool me, did'ya? No wai. You're not a patch on the old kid. Younger kid? *shrugs* Whatever. I liked him. Well. Liked is a bit of a strong word. I tolerated him. You make me think watching a kipper do the can-can would be more dramatic... Wait. Bad comparison. That would be pretty dramatic. I actually punched you (via the screen) when Sam was all sobby and hugged you. She went a bit potty looking for you! She KILLED things looking for you. *mourns the deer* And all you can do is make sunken eyes and pout?! THAT DEER DIED SO THAT YOU DIDN'T! PITY THAT DEER! You can do your J.Lo impression later, boy. God. Kids these days, they just don't appreiciate it when you mow down unsuspecting deer for the good of their health...
... I should take a pill and sleep. This is becoming... stupid. Srsly.
I miss Carter. And even the characters that remain bare no resemblance to the ones I used to like. Other than Abby. Abby is awesome. Neela too. But she's british. It's a solidarity thing. Spoilers in my rant. Oooh yeah.
Morris = Bleugh. Awful character. I think that's how he's supposed to come off though, so yeah. I'll buy that.
Pratt = Totally a replacement for Benton. I've only just realised this, you know. *is slow* I'm beginning to like him. Just a little.
Susan = *sigh* I miss the slightly... kooky Susan. And the 'girls' club'. First rule of girls' club? You don't talk about girls' club.
Luka = Seriously. SAY SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE. I know you're pretty, and I know you've got this dark, brooding 'MY KIDS ARE DEAD' thing going on, but DUDE. MORE WORDS. If only to punctuate Sam's whining. Which is a nice lead on to...
Sam = Woah. Okay, so you can act. I liked the door thing, and the screaming, and the falling asleep at the wheel... But god, woman. ANNOYING. I knew my first impression was right. ANNOYING-AS-HELL.
Alex = DUDE. Didn't you LOOK DIFFERENT last season? Like, COMPLETELY? *checks IMDB* I KNEW IT! Thought you could fool me, did'ya? No wai. You're not a patch on the old kid. Younger kid? *shrugs* Whatever. I liked him. Well. Liked is a bit of a strong word. I tolerated him. You make me think watching a kipper do the can-can would be more dramatic... Wait. Bad comparison. That would be pretty dramatic. I actually punched you (via the screen) when Sam was all sobby and hugged you. She went a bit potty looking for you! She KILLED things looking for you. *mourns the deer* And all you can do is make sunken eyes and pout?! THAT DEER DIED SO THAT YOU DIDN'T! PITY THAT DEER! You can do your J.Lo impression later, boy. God. Kids these days, they just don't appreiciate it when you mow down unsuspecting deer for the good of their health...
... I should take a pill and sleep. This is becoming... stupid. Srsly.