Elmo escapes near death “accident”

[anitachan]

On July 25th Elmo was discovered face down in a puddle of urine. He was defenseless against the stream that might have taken his life. It happened late in the evening on the 25th; he was discovered shortly afterwards by a friend. Paramedics arrived on the scene and promptly airlifted him to a cleansing facility. At which time he received the

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[mythandra]

How do you know that this wasn't a Michael Hutchins style incident and that Elmo wasn't reeeeeeealy enjoying himself?