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I am flower named anitanecr !I consist of my friends!Are you flower too?

ok, I am more pissed off right now than I have been in a very VERY long time. Who the fuck gave Christians the right to preach to others about what they fucking read? I'm TIRED of this!!! The church I was in when I was 18 tried limiting what I read, by telling me I couldn't read my vampire, supernatural, romance....anything other than the Bible. I ( Read more... )

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Wanna be a vampire? Join the battle against the were's in this game by clicking on the following link and becoming a fledgling of mine. Then, once you get to rank 3, join the augments, the clan I am in! MonstersGame World 3

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omg, someone's given me a new nickname! and I don't mind it for once! a friend of mine on pogo has dubbed me Shiny!

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be ( Read more... )

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