idk what my body is doing

Sep 08, 2010 16:05


 ok I don't know what my body is doing more than half the time it's doing something, but today especially I'm clueless.
I've looked stuff up and gotten nothing so I'm just gonna see if it's happened to anyone else on my flist/if I can get any hints.

ps- I drew more pictures, so if anything you get entertainment


Today my classes went from 8:50 to 11:40 with no break in between so I had no chance to get back to my room, and close to the end of my second class I was getting super crampy and realized "godddd perioooddd why nowwww"
which I'll admit is mostly my fault, I don't keep track of them so I never know when the next one is coming. like a surprise.

Luckily it was right at the end of class, but my plan to hightail it across campus to my dorm was dampened by some friends who wanted to walk with me. So I had to act like mr. cool guy when really I was holding the bottom of my shorts crying in my head going WHYYYYYYYYYY
I made us walk fast and was like I'M RLY HUNGRY SORRY GOTTA GET TO MY ROOM!!!!!! and as soon as I was out of sight bolted up the hill & stairs into my room. I dropped all my things in a line to my bathroom without caring and hurried and changed.

See all was pretty normal up to this point. or as normal my life even gets

But once I sat down a pain I've never felt before struck me in the left side. It was like a knife dipped in hatred and hellfire stabbed some unknown organ and wanted to spread pain around that entire side of my body.

So I kind of sat there going DDDDDDD: MY APPENDIX JUST BURST!!!!! cause I have no idea where my appendix is, so anytime I have random serious abdominal pain it's what I first jump to. I couldn't really walk or anything but I made myself decent and made my way to where I dropped my bag earlier and grabbed my phone before crawling back to the bathroom and collapsing.

Then through my tears and blinding pain I couldn't think of anyone to call. For some reason I thought DAD PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT WHERE APPENDIXES ARE so I called him and didn't really get anything except "I think the appendix is on your right"



this is what death looks like.

I laid on my bathroom floor for god knows how long whimpering and leaking from facial orifices (I also have a sinus infection or something rn) and my banana phone charm is poking me in the eye and I couldn't move.

Eventually I felt less like I was dying from some random organ explosion and I dragged myself to get some water and aspirin (and hunt for a heating pad) before collapsing in bed and passing out until I woke up 2 hours ago now & discovered I woke up just as my last class started. hoho!

okay that's my ordeal. in story and photo form. Has anyone had this before? Or heard of it?
My mom and I both think I should get on birth control cause my painful cramps used to be pretty rare but they've been happening a lot more recently.

oh yeah also instead of sending you guys my address individually cause I'm lazy I'll just make a post with screened comments later tonight or something. :)

my life is ridiculous, lady problems

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