"Why wouldn't he want to hang out with me? I have a great rack!"

[anjabean]

Dear James and Laura, who are not BFsF,

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[swarms]

I'm a pinching koala and tree with my full body pillow.

[alohra]

Yeah, that's how I sleep with my cat. On an alternating schedule, I pretend that it's you/James.

[swarms]

c'mon guys, why do I always have to be the tree? is it because I'm fat?