"what do you do?" "im in the porn industry." "i see my friend is hitting on your friend. can i buy you a drink?"
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JESSE <3
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"you know, sleep is so under rated. i dont want to go home and have sex. it's like, hey, we'll go home and sleep. and when we wake up, if you dont hate me, we'll have sex. but only if it will be awesome. if not, get your ass out of my bed and lets go and get eggs. with cheese of my choice. and toast."
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i dont know what was better:
"what do you do?"
"im in the porn industry."
"i see my friend is hitting on your friend. can i buy you a drink?"
OR
JESSE <3
OR
"you know, sleep is so under rated. i dont want to go home and have sex. it's like, hey, we'll go home and sleep. and when we wake up, if you dont hate me, we'll have sex. but only if it will be awesome. if not, get your ass out of my bed and lets go and get eggs. with cheese of my choice. and toast."
i. love. it.
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