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[ankah]

The Wiener Song

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.

The Bologna Song My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause

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meat

[conculcate]

okay, so?

[ankah]

do i have to justify myself? why can't you just accept me for who i am?

[conculcate]

meat is good, mmkay? I really have nothing to offer, I just was wondering what inspired this particular paean to processed meatstuffs.

[ankah]

I wanted attention? Isn't that why we do most things on LJ?

[rxrfrx]

I want some folks from Vienna and Bologna to weigh in on this issue.

[ankah]

I'm sure they've given their opinion, and the world just didn't listen...

*sigh*

[derdriu]

Hang out with Lauren.

[ankah]

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON AIM...

[ankah]

i'll call you. tomorrow. cross my hear and hope to die.