comically awful ways to spend your weekend...

[ankah]

re-potting your cactus collection. ow.

I am however going to arrange them in such a way as to keep the F*cking cats off my lawn.

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[derdriu]

In about 10 to 20 more years, you are going to have a shotgun and pronounced drinking problem which will keep all of the cats and, incidentally, the kids off of your lawn.

[ankah]

and an unnecessary walker, which I intend to lift and shake at said miscreants.