I am slowly packing up all my stuff into boxes, and deciding what are the most important things to me that i can fit in two suitcases (including clothing, book and mexican food). If any of you have helped/seen me move you know how much shit i have. part of the problem is i've always been conscious of money and tried to spend my money on actual ( Read more... )

I would like to make a racist announcement ( Read more... )

I hate these. but here we go (from holylokimeme ( Read more... )

If its yellow, flush it down.
It its brown, flush it down.

thank you.

hi

how are you?

good, glad to hear it.

I'm pretty swell.

I have a job.

I start monday.

I have to remember how to sequence stuff by monday.

I'm excited.

I'm moving to China in 2 months.

I'm scared.

I'm also happy.

Its raining.

The cat is outside.

She is not happy.

The Wiener Song

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.

The Bologna Song My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause ( Read more... )

why the hell does everyone name their pet "loki"? I just don't get it.

I'm posting about my cat on saturday night. Life is AWESOME ( Read more... )

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In a moment of self observation, I just realized i read the Humane Society "special needs" kitty sections to help me feel better my cat. At 7 in the morning.