i wish i was a better writer.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

Its short(er) now

( short hair! )

i'm having a compleate identity crisis, but i won't bore you with the details. instead, here is my absolute favorite Craig's list personals character http://portland.craigslist.org/w4m/153676779.htmlRead more... )

I'm at the point where i'm reading the news pretty regularly because mostly the news is about death. It makes me feel better to think, "hey, you know, i didn't die today!"

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a from a phamphlet in the mail advertising a church seminar. at the bottom:

You will understand
-How to postpone Your Funeral
-How to Live Forever
-Mark of the Beast & Armageddon
-The Myster of Death and Hell
-Angels & the Return of Christ
-666 and the Antichrist

I am so there!

sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth, its really hard to do anything when you have nothing to do. thats about all the news i have, except i'm going to be working for the federal government on Feb 6th now instead of Jan 30.

I have been sleeping around 12 hours a night, and am not getting any exercise which makes me feel awful, but otherwise everything is great. i could be a slug for the rest of my life. I finished Lady Chatterley's Lover yesterday, which despite outdated politicizing and class references was pretty fantastic. I'm going to try and finish some curtains ( Read more... )