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[anklefat]

COMMENTS OVERHEARD AT A BRAINSTORMING MEETING BETWEEN TED NUGENT AND THE EDITORS OF GOURMET MAGAZINE WHERE THEY WERE DISCUSSING THE UPCOMING BOOK GOURMET MAGAZINE'S VEGAN COOKING WITH TED NUGENT

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[johnemotion]

"Yes, Nugent's Nougat does sound very cute, Tinkerbell. But, as I've tried to make crystal-clear, I'm not a friggin' nancypants."

is very very very funny.
I'm going to use "tinkerbell" more often.

[johnnyfeelings]

Replace sweetbreads with chickpeas? How 'bout I replace your face with my fist?

What exactly is a sweetbread?

I would easily wear a t-shirt with the slogan "Tofurkey? Tofuckyou" during the holiday season.

[johnemotion]

it's glands from calves. think bovine lymp nodes or some such thing.