Like a yankee (Oneshot)
Title : Like a yankee
Rating : PG
Genre : failed!crack
A/N : Based on the picture of ryutaro "smoking" and this! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2m-G4KAGlZE/Spgif9Ftn2I/AAAAAAAABX0/tk7HxkP1hec/s400/Little+Bobdog_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg
"OHAYOU~ eh?? No one's here yet... THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!" Yamada Ryosuke, the strawberry lover in JUMP, was in a really good mood for an unknown reason. At the same time, Ryutaro was about to enter JUMP's dressing room when he thought he heard a fangirl's scream. He slowly peeked through the door and found Yamada sitting at the corner... talking to himself?!
"KYAAAAAAA!! Oh my new love~ I know it's wrong to betray my first love but since she's not here now, you'll be the best replacement for me!" After hearing what Yamada said, Ryutaro was pretty shocked! Since when did Yamada have a girlfriend? And worse of all, HE WAS CHEATING ON HER!!
"ehh.. ohayou yamachan.. what you are you doing there??"
"NOTHING!! TOILET.. ermm yes! i must go now" Yamada quickly rushed out of the room but something dropped out of his pocket. Ryutaro went to pick the box to examine it and started to burst out laughing.
"LITTLE BOBDOG CANDY!? It's strawberry flavored too! wait.. this is his replacement?! And his first love must be... WHAT'S DESU YO! I should have known that baka has nothing on his mind except strawberry. Ah yamachan, you never fail to amuse me" Before he could open the box, Yuto entered all jumpy and even started snapping pictures of ryutaro with his camera.
"Stop taking pictures of me!"
"Ryuchan meanie~ what you have there??"
"Firstly, acting cute is chinen's forte, you acting cute is just wrong! Secondly, THIS is Yamada's second love" When Ryutaro said that sentence, Yuto swear he saw horns appeared on Ryutaro's head. But he decided to ignore it and get his focus back onto the candy box.
"WOAH! This candy looks like a cigarette. Do you think i look like a yankee??" Ryutaro excitedly stick the candy into his mouth and posed with it like it's a real cigarette. Yuto was extremely shocked and tried to remove the candy from ryutaro's mouth.
"RYUCHAN! You're 16! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT FROM!?!"
"Dude, i watch yankee movies! And any 16 year olds would know about smoking. Come on!! Since you like taking pictures so much... TAKE A PICTURE OF ME ACTING ALL COOL LIKE A YANKEE!" Ryutaro then showed his big hamster eyes to Yuto which he failed to resist.
"FINE FINE! Just 1 picture and no more yankee stuff!"
--
1 week later, a furious Johnny-san entered JUMP's dressing room and was shouting "MORIMOTO RYUTAROOOOOOOOO!!" Ryutaro was scared, shocked and confused. He didn't know what he has done and walked towards Johnny-san with his head hung low. "MORIMOTO RYUTARO, IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
As they entered the office, Ryutaro felt like running out of the office. He has never thought that he'll have to face an angry Johnny. When he was about to sit down, his eyes widen when he saw his picture on a magazine with words next to it, accusing him of smoking!
"So, Ryutaro-kun what can you say about this picture?"
"IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING! YUTO TOOK THAT PICTURE! THAT'S NOT A CIGARETTE IT'S A CANDY!! YAMACHAN HAS LOTS OF IT!! PLEASE SPARE ME!" Ryutaro was about to cry when Johnny-san spoke out.
"Oh my... seriously, can any of you boys not give me any trouble for once? Even if it's a candy, this will cause the image of Hey!Say!JUMP and yourself! ARGH! I shall bribe those magazines again.. BETTER DON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEM AGAIN! This is gonna cost me lots of money! You can leave now"
Ryutaro walked back to the dressing room and as soon as he spotted Yuto, he went to pounce on him.
"NAKAJIMA YUTO!! HOW DID MY PICTURE GET LEAKED TO THE MEDIA?!"
"RYUCHAN! STOP STOP!! LET ME EXPLAIN!" Ryutaro get off Yuto but was still fuming.
"So ryuchan you see....."
*FLASHBACK*
"AHHH! sugoii! This new camera i bought does make the pictures look nicer na~ hmm.. ahaha! Ryuchan's face! He looks so arrogant! Well, Ryuchan is Ryuchan that's what makes him cute.. AHH!! YABAI! THE TRAIN!!" Yuto was running the train and keeping his camera at the same time. He was lucky to have gotten into the train but he was unlucky that his camera bag was outside the train door! He didn't want to let go but the bag handle was too tight for his wrist but he had no choice and to let it go.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
After hearing Yuto's story, Ryutaro was even more furious and started chasing after Yuto. "YOU BAKA!!" The door to the dressing room suddenly slammed open and there stood another furious member.
"RYUTARO YOU BAKA!! HOW DARE YOU EAT MY NEW LOVE!! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!" Ryutaro never seen Yamada this mad at him before except for once when he stepped on his strawberry. And it ended up with Yamada chasing Ryutaro too. And it was all thanks to Yamada's new love~
-END-
Crappy ending T3T
Hope you enjoyed reading ^^
Rating : PG
Genre : failed!crack
A/N : Based on the picture of ryutaro "smoking" and this! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2m-G4KAGlZE/Spgif9Ftn2I/AAAAAAAABX0/tk7HxkP1hec/s400/Little+Bobdog_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg
"OHAYOU~ eh?? No one's here yet... THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!" Yamada Ryosuke, the strawberry lover in JUMP, was in a really good mood for an unknown reason. At the same time, Ryutaro was about to enter JUMP's dressing room when he thought he heard a fangirl's scream. He slowly peeked through the door and found Yamada sitting at the corner... talking to himself?!
"KYAAAAAAA!! Oh my new love~ I know it's wrong to betray my first love but since she's not here now, you'll be the best replacement for me!" After hearing what Yamada said, Ryutaro was pretty shocked! Since when did Yamada have a girlfriend? And worse of all, HE WAS CHEATING ON HER!!
"ehh.. ohayou yamachan.. what you are you doing there??"
"NOTHING!! TOILET.. ermm yes! i must go now" Yamada quickly rushed out of the room but something dropped out of his pocket. Ryutaro went to pick the box to examine it and started to burst out laughing.
"LITTLE BOBDOG CANDY!? It's strawberry flavored too! wait.. this is his replacement?! And his first love must be... WHAT'S DESU YO! I should have known that baka has nothing on his mind except strawberry. Ah yamachan, you never fail to amuse me" Before he could open the box, Yuto entered all jumpy and even started snapping pictures of ryutaro with his camera.
"Stop taking pictures of me!"
"Ryuchan meanie~ what you have there??"
"Firstly, acting cute is chinen's forte, you acting cute is just wrong! Secondly, THIS is Yamada's second love" When Ryutaro said that sentence, Yuto swear he saw horns appeared on Ryutaro's head. But he decided to ignore it and get his focus back onto the candy box.
"WOAH! This candy looks like a cigarette. Do you think i look like a yankee??" Ryutaro excitedly stick the candy into his mouth and posed with it like it's a real cigarette. Yuto was extremely shocked and tried to remove the candy from ryutaro's mouth.
"RYUCHAN! You're 16! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT FROM!?!"
"Dude, i watch yankee movies! And any 16 year olds would know about smoking. Come on!! Since you like taking pictures so much... TAKE A PICTURE OF ME ACTING ALL COOL LIKE A YANKEE!" Ryutaro then showed his big hamster eyes to Yuto which he failed to resist.
"FINE FINE! Just 1 picture and no more yankee stuff!"
--
1 week later, a furious Johnny-san entered JUMP's dressing room and was shouting "MORIMOTO RYUTAROOOOOOOOO!!" Ryutaro was scared, shocked and confused. He didn't know what he has done and walked towards Johnny-san with his head hung low. "MORIMOTO RYUTARO, IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
As they entered the office, Ryutaro felt like running out of the office. He has never thought that he'll have to face an angry Johnny. When he was about to sit down, his eyes widen when he saw his picture on a magazine with words next to it, accusing him of smoking!
"So, Ryutaro-kun what can you say about this picture?"
"IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING! YUTO TOOK THAT PICTURE! THAT'S NOT A CIGARETTE IT'S A CANDY!! YAMACHAN HAS LOTS OF IT!! PLEASE SPARE ME!" Ryutaro was about to cry when Johnny-san spoke out.
"Oh my... seriously, can any of you boys not give me any trouble for once? Even if it's a candy, this will cause the image of Hey!Say!JUMP and yourself! ARGH! I shall bribe those magazines again.. BETTER DON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEM AGAIN! This is gonna cost me lots of money! You can leave now"
Ryutaro walked back to the dressing room and as soon as he spotted Yuto, he went to pounce on him.
"NAKAJIMA YUTO!! HOW DID MY PICTURE GET LEAKED TO THE MEDIA?!"
"RYUCHAN! STOP STOP!! LET ME EXPLAIN!" Ryutaro get off Yuto but was still fuming.
"So ryuchan you see....."
*FLASHBACK*
"AHHH! sugoii! This new camera i bought does make the pictures look nicer na~ hmm.. ahaha! Ryuchan's face! He looks so arrogant! Well, Ryuchan is Ryuchan that's what makes him cute.. AHH!! YABAI! THE TRAIN!!" Yuto was running the train and keeping his camera at the same time. He was lucky to have gotten into the train but he was unlucky that his camera bag was outside the train door! He didn't want to let go but the bag handle was too tight for his wrist but he had no choice and to let it go.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
After hearing Yuto's story, Ryutaro was even more furious and started chasing after Yuto. "YOU BAKA!!" The door to the dressing room suddenly slammed open and there stood another furious member.
"RYUTARO YOU BAKA!! HOW DARE YOU EAT MY NEW LOVE!! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!" Ryutaro never seen Yamada this mad at him before except for once when he stepped on his strawberry. And it ended up with Yamada chasing Ryutaro too. And it was all thanks to Yamada's new love~
-END-
Crappy ending T3T
Hope you enjoyed reading ^^