Yet more Bleach one-sentence fic
More one-sentence fic, all written for another comm challenge and to celebrate the birthdays of two fabulous ladies this past week, those of horusguard76 and xglimpsex. All Bleach, various pairings and gen, rated G to NC-17, and there some are implications of non-con and character death in a few pieces.
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1. Ichimaru/Kira, Ichimaru/Matsumoto - Star crossed lovers
Ichimaru doesn’t believe - never believed - in star crossed lovers or any of that romantic shit: he believes in pain (brutalize the body, torture the mind, always get at them before they can strike at you) and he believes in amusement (more of the same, but with added style); in this, Kira and Matsumoto remain his preferred prey.
2. Renji, Byakuya - Cherry blossom
Delicate - deceptively so - and deadly, and beautiful beyond words: that is what Renji considers the flowers his taichou commands with such precision to be, much like the man himself.
3. Shuuhei - River
He searches through shattered buildings, moves past shattered bones, and wades through a river of blood and fading reiatsu: he seeks out survivors, allies, mentors, friends; treasuring the few, cherished souls that remain among the living, and mourning the multitude that are not.
4. Shuuhei, Kensei - Circus Maximus (AU)
Among the hundreds of thousands attending that day, Shuuhei watched with childish eagerness and unbridled admiration as a dozen chariots raced around the track, each dangerous turn resulting in another spectacular crash, and more than one life lost: but he was the only one who noted the ’69’ tattooed on the winning charioteer’s chest and decided to honor the silver-haired warrior by taking on his mark while developing his own brand of strength and resolve.
5. Aizen - Ascend
With his victory Aizen ascends to the Heavens, while his new subjects descend into Hell.
6. Kensei/Shuuehi - Salt
Kensei has never been fond of spices - he thinks they mask flavors, rather than enhance them - but now, as he explores every tempting expanse of flesh, licking - no, devouring - the thin layer of glistening, salty sweat coating Shuuhei’s skin along with his wanton moans and desperate pleas, Kensei accepts that this is his perfectly seasoned meal, a recipe of pleasure reserved for his consumption alone.
7. Ichimaru, Tousen, Baraggan - Inquisition (crack!sentence)
“A world called Hueco Mundo,” a smiling Ichimaru sneered at the former King Baraggan (wisely waiting until Aizen was out of hearing range, much to Tousen‘s regret - Aizen had tired of this joke a long time ago), “with a fortress named Las Noches: based on that, you damn well should have expected the Spanish Inquisition!”
8. Aizen - Scars
Aizen bears no scars - he is removed, untouched, perfect - other than the invisible disfigurements acquired with every mortal sin he commits: thousands ravage an already fragile mind, mutilate what little remains of his soul
9. Shuuhei - Scars (Vampire!AU)
The elongated fangs and heightened senses that came with Shuuhei’s rebirth as a vampire didn’t surprise or upset him as much as the loss of the tattoos and facial scars he once wore.
10. Unnamed, Shuuhei - Safety (Vampire!AU)
Shuuhei had read a few vampire novels before - even Twilight, when he was forced by his editor to write a story about the popular series two years ago - and now he devoured them all in his search for a means to destroy the predator stalking him: crosses, holy water, garlic, even a stake to the heart - the vampire laughed at the attempts to kill him, promising a most pleasurable punishment for Shuuhei for each failed effort when he finally tired of the pursuit and claimed him fully - none of them worked, and Shuuhei jumped at every noise and sudden movements in the night, only feeling safe during the too-few sunlit hours.
11. Halibel/Rangiku - Wound (Vampire! AU)
Rangiku didn’t mind that Halibel never had much to say, preferring to watch the world - even her - with cold, calculating eyes: not when Halibel’s mouth burned Rangiku with every touch, a moist tongue trailing down, ever down, there, waves of pleasure radiating though every nerve, and even more so when soft lips moved to Rangiku’s breasts, kissing, teasing, until sharp fangs flashed, bit, the orgasmatic bliss of Halibel sucking greedily at the bloody wound.
12. Starrk - Sleep
Starrk’s inclination to oversleep has little to do with laziness or the roguish joy he takes in Lilynette’s boisterous outrage over his indolence; instead, it allows him a temporary escape from the highly developed senses that warn him - scream at him with an insistent, vociferous intensity even his other half cannot match - that something is terribly wrong with the charismatic leader he follows and his persuasive, extravagant promises.
13. Ichigo, Ishida - Gone
It happened so quickly - the red haze obscuring his vision, the venomous hate, the lust for battle and unchecked destruction - with one deliberate act, he betrayed Ishida, his principles, himself: Ichigo, his pride, his courage, his determination - in an instant, gone.
14. Tousen, Hisagi - Ruin
Everything Tousen taught his fukutaichou - every tutorial on honor, morality, justice and even the importance of fear - was intended to mold Hisagi’s character and abilities while leaving subtle weaknesses to exploit as Tousen plotted his eventual destruction, along with that of Seireitei as a whole: what Tousen did not realize (or maybe he subconsciously did, some small goodness still hidden in the awful darkness of his soul) was that those lessons only reinforced the integrity and purpose that was already a part of Hisagi’s nature, and that their upcoming battle would not lead to Tousen’s revenge, but instead his ruin.
15. Aizen, Ichimaru - Gift
Aizen has always been amused by Ichimaru’s ability to terrorize everyone he comes in contact with (present company excluded, of course) with closed eyes, a few well-chosen words, a malicious smile and, on occasion, a knife to the back: Gin always makes light of his gift for inventive cruelty, so Aizen doesn’t realize that his longtime friend is watching, waiting for the right time to turn that well-honed talent on him.
16. Aizen - Monogamy
Aizen regards the practice of monogamy much as he does every other principle: the restrictions never apply to him - he can take his pleasures at will, an authoritarian, lascivious, self-proclaimed God - but those unfortunate souls that capture his interest beyond a night or two cannot take comfort in the arms of another, as they are now kept for Aizen’s enjoyment alone.
17. Shuuhei, Kazeshini - Desert
Shuuhei’s first visit to Hueco Mundo fascinated and terrified him in equal measure - the endless nights lit only by an uncaring sliver of a moon, the vast, arid desert landscape and the harsh, cutting winds in unpredictable bursts of fire-hot and bitter cold - he wanted nothing more than to leave this dimension, while Kazeshini murmured to him, over and over, a dreamy, satisfied, “Home.”
18. Renji/Shuuhei - Pornography
Their tastes in pornography are vastly different - Shuuhei prefers written erotica , while Renji favors the images from his favorite movies - but they work incredibly well together in bed: Renji maneuvers their bodies into arousing visual art while Shuuhei whispers stimulating narratives both elegantly sensual and bluntly coarse.
19. Hisagi, Zaraki, Yachiru - Bells
The relationship between the Ninth and Eleventh divisions had never been cordial, though Hisagi worked well enough with Ikkaku and Yumichika on missions, and Yachiru always glomped the fukutaichou on sight: but at this year’s Halloween celebration, when Higasi dressed up as Zaraki - including black hair slicked into Kenpachi’s signature hairstyle, tiny bells adorning the spikes and chiming gaily with each movement - Zaraki’s immediate, booming laugher indicated a thawing of that chill, while Yachiru remained perched on Hisagi’s right shoulder all night.
20. Renji/Shuuhei - Somnophilia
Renji’s fingertips stroke warm, relaxed skin - the touch light and gentle, a simultaneous pleasuring done with soft lips and a moist tongue - all so he can hear Shuuhei’s spontaneous sighs of contentment, feel Shuuhei’s body tense with increasing, unconscious arousal, watch Shuuhei’s eyes open wide - dark, unfocused orbs revealing an intense, unrestrained ardor - as he awakens, and comes.
21. Shinji, others - Star Wars!AU
It was Shinji’s favorite dream - himself as the witty, dashing hero, his friends in various sidekick roles and his disfigured former fukutaichou forced to wheeze and suffer within a heavy, unfashionable black mask and stifling body armor - until dream-Hiyori screamed at him that she would never weave her hair into what looked like cinnamon buns or wear that ridiculous excuse of a bikini and whipped a slipper-clad foot into the back of his head.
22. Lisa, Rangiku, Kensei, Shuuhei - Phantom Of The Opera!AU
“Listen, Rangiku,” Lisa argued as she waved a DVD case in the air with one hand, “I’ve seen all those Lloyd-Webber travesties, but here’s the real deal: this Phantom - the silver-haired man hiding his scars and his inner hollow behind a mask - doesn’t fall for the sweet-faced young girl singing onstage; it’s the newly-hired songwriter - dark hair and eyes, honest and brave, marked with scars of his own - it’s his words and his melodies and his soul that the Phantom yearns to possess.”
23. Yumichika, Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku - Zombie Apocalypse
Yumichika thought it was nice to see that some things never changed, even after a zombie apocalypse - Zaraki still fought every adversary his usual demonic frenzy and Yachiru remained perched upon his shoulder, urging her ‘Kenny’ on with a winning combination of unabashed adoration and glee - in fact, he could almost disregard their incessant chants of ‘BRAAAAAINS!’ (and Ikkaku’s distasteful belches) while he idly considered the offending stains of flesh and blood ruining yet another one of his beautiful outfits.
24. Lisa/Halibel - Garter
Halibel was never one for frippery - it was tough enough being a female Espada, and the time was better spent on training herself and her fraccion for battle - but now she was living for herself, and slowly opening herself up to all sorts of frivolous pleasures: it was easy to appreciate the various garters - leather, satin or antique lace - whenever Lisa slid them onto Halibel’s shapely legs with talented fingers, or removed them with practiced teeth and a wicked tongue.
25. Lisa/Rangiku - Pin Up
One reason it was so easy for her to return to Seireitei, Yadomaru Lisa decided, was that the pin ups from her once-cherished magazines were no match for the real-life treasure she found in Matsumoto Rangiku.
26. Rangiku/Tetsuzaemon - Stilettos
Rangiku absolutely adores stilettos, even as she doesn’t get to wear them as often as she’d like - so many men are ridiculously emasculated by a tall, shapely woman wearing thin, spiked heels, and her short, cranky taichou threw a fit the last time she wore a pair into the office - but with Tetsuzaemon she can indulge herself: he admires her long, well-formed legs, has never minded looking up to meet her gaze; he loves watching her crawl onto their bed, crawl onto him - riding him, wanton and powerful, all while wearing those wicked shoes.
27. Renji/Shuuhei - Satin
Renji tries his best to be suave and romantic, but something always trips him up in the process: his latest effort for Shuuhei - a nice, discreet hotel during a trip to Karakura, room service, soft music, a large, sturdy bed with luxurious satin sheets - is a complete success, and the multiple bouts of euphoric, enthusiastic sex are perfect… at least, until Renji ungraciously complains about sweat and cum on the once-sensual, now-sticky fabric, and a pissed-off Shuuhei makes him sleep in the wet spot.
28. Tousen - Brothel
Tousen didn’t need to patronize brothels - he was an attractive, intelligent, cultivated man, and had no shortage of admirers - but he sought to pay for his filthy pleasures, wanted empty, meaningless sex with whores: they did not remind him of her, the woman he loved and lost, or him, the protégé he could have loved if his heart and soul were not already twisted beyond repair.
29. Renji/Shuuhei/Shuuhei/Shuuhei - Twins
Mayuri is a God, an awestruck Renji swore to himself as he enjoyed the skilled attentions of twin Shuuhei’s - his lover has been away on a mission for two months, and it wasn’t cheating if they a) were replicas of his boyfriend, b) made of reiatsu and other things he didn’t want to think about and c) would dissipate in a few hours, right? - one talented mouth eagerly deep-throating his cock, the other enthusiastically biting and sucking the vulnerable skin at his throat: there was only one way his life could be better, Renji was certain - and that was when the real Shuuhei walked into their bedroom.
30. Komamura, Hisagi - Combat
Komamura knows Hisagi is one of the faster moving shinigami, utilizing speed and intelligence more than pure power in combat, but this - a whirlwind rapidly spinning through the battlefield, dual scythes emerging from the gale force in unpredictable attacks to defeat, destroy every enemy in his path - he is most grateful (and more than a bit disturbed) that Hisagi is on their side.
31. Aizen, Hisagi - Obsession
The fastest way to secure Aizen’s attention is to be interesting, and killing Tousen certainly accomplished that: now Hisagi is on the run - one of the dozen or so shinigami and vizard to evade death during the battle or imprisonment afterwards - and to his dismay the continued pursuit and each narrow escape only serves to incite Aizen’s growing obsession with his capture.
32. Gin - Insanity
Everyone considered Gin to be the insane one, but Gin realized as a child that he was the only rational one, living in a world gone mad.
33. Kazeshini, Shuuhei/Renji - Wrath
Kazeshini at his most savage could not keep up with Shuuhei when he saw Renji fall in battle: his wielder’s all-encompassing, quiet, ice-cold wrath washed over every enemy remaining, burned into their memories mere moments before slashing scythes and kidou blasts took their lives.
34. Shuuhei - Whisper (AU)
Hisagi Shuuhei, investigative reporter, took on stories others avoided with a stubborn determination and a passion for justice: when his contacts on the streets whispered tales of bodies found completely drained of blood he at first wrote it off as an urban myth, but when sources on the police force started reporting the same rumors - along with hints of a massive cover-up from the highest levels of command - there was no way he wouldn’t pursue the truth.
35. Hisagi - Tentacles
As he regained consciousness, Hisagi noted the tight press of bindings, and immediately struggled to escape the bonds: it wasn’t until the flexible, slightly moist restraints started to move, shifting slowly, teasingly, over his body (and was that hundreds of tiny suction cups he felt nursing, feeding upon his shivering, hypersensitive skin?) that he realized to his horror that his prison was alive.
36. Kensei/Shuuhei - Fantasy
Kensei considered himself a blunt, straightforward, no-nonsense kind of man - one that said what he meant, meant what he said, no lies, no omissions, no prevarication - but the one thing he just could not force himself to admit out loud to his lover was his more… esoteric sexual fetishes, and there were plenty of them: luckily for Kensei, Shuuhei - on the outside a serious, proper professional, but with a generous, creative, passionate nature buried deep within - felt no shame in indulging his lover, and using his own wealth of unconventional kinks (and much trial and error), managed to bring every one of Kensei’s untold fantasies to life.
37. Just about everyone - Orgy
It was part celebration, part stress relief, and total, uninhibited lust: limbs entangled, bodies mating - some with languid motions, others in uncontrolled, erratic movements - mouths kissed and savored, tongues tasted and twined, for shinigami, humans, Vizard, even those few remaining Espada all overwhelmed by the shared euphoria of simply being alive.
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1. Ichimaru/Kira, Ichimaru/Matsumoto - Star crossed lovers
Ichimaru doesn’t believe - never believed - in star crossed lovers or any of that romantic shit: he believes in pain (brutalize the body, torture the mind, always get at them before they can strike at you) and he believes in amusement (more of the same, but with added style); in this, Kira and Matsumoto remain his preferred prey.
2. Renji, Byakuya - Cherry blossom
Delicate - deceptively so - and deadly, and beautiful beyond words: that is what Renji considers the flowers his taichou commands with such precision to be, much like the man himself.
3. Shuuhei - River
He searches through shattered buildings, moves past shattered bones, and wades through a river of blood and fading reiatsu: he seeks out survivors, allies, mentors, friends; treasuring the few, cherished souls that remain among the living, and mourning the multitude that are not.
4. Shuuhei, Kensei - Circus Maximus (AU)
Among the hundreds of thousands attending that day, Shuuhei watched with childish eagerness and unbridled admiration as a dozen chariots raced around the track, each dangerous turn resulting in another spectacular crash, and more than one life lost: but he was the only one who noted the ’69’ tattooed on the winning charioteer’s chest and decided to honor the silver-haired warrior by taking on his mark while developing his own brand of strength and resolve.
5. Aizen - Ascend
With his victory Aizen ascends to the Heavens, while his new subjects descend into Hell.
6. Kensei/Shuuehi - Salt
Kensei has never been fond of spices - he thinks they mask flavors, rather than enhance them - but now, as he explores every tempting expanse of flesh, licking - no, devouring - the thin layer of glistening, salty sweat coating Shuuhei’s skin along with his wanton moans and desperate pleas, Kensei accepts that this is his perfectly seasoned meal, a recipe of pleasure reserved for his consumption alone.
7. Ichimaru, Tousen, Baraggan - Inquisition (crack!sentence)
“A world called Hueco Mundo,” a smiling Ichimaru sneered at the former King Baraggan (wisely waiting until Aizen was out of hearing range, much to Tousen‘s regret - Aizen had tired of this joke a long time ago), “with a fortress named Las Noches: based on that, you damn well should have expected the Spanish Inquisition!”
8. Aizen - Scars
Aizen bears no scars - he is removed, untouched, perfect - other than the invisible disfigurements acquired with every mortal sin he commits: thousands ravage an already fragile mind, mutilate what little remains of his soul
9. Shuuhei - Scars (Vampire!AU)
The elongated fangs and heightened senses that came with Shuuhei’s rebirth as a vampire didn’t surprise or upset him as much as the loss of the tattoos and facial scars he once wore.
10. Unnamed, Shuuhei - Safety (Vampire!AU)
Shuuhei had read a few vampire novels before - even Twilight, when he was forced by his editor to write a story about the popular series two years ago - and now he devoured them all in his search for a means to destroy the predator stalking him: crosses, holy water, garlic, even a stake to the heart - the vampire laughed at the attempts to kill him, promising a most pleasurable punishment for Shuuhei for each failed effort when he finally tired of the pursuit and claimed him fully - none of them worked, and Shuuhei jumped at every noise and sudden movements in the night, only feeling safe during the too-few sunlit hours.
11. Halibel/Rangiku - Wound (Vampire! AU)
Rangiku didn’t mind that Halibel never had much to say, preferring to watch the world - even her - with cold, calculating eyes: not when Halibel’s mouth burned Rangiku with every touch, a moist tongue trailing down, ever down, there, waves of pleasure radiating though every nerve, and even more so when soft lips moved to Rangiku’s breasts, kissing, teasing, until sharp fangs flashed, bit, the orgasmatic bliss of Halibel sucking greedily at the bloody wound.
12. Starrk - Sleep
Starrk’s inclination to oversleep has little to do with laziness or the roguish joy he takes in Lilynette’s boisterous outrage over his indolence; instead, it allows him a temporary escape from the highly developed senses that warn him - scream at him with an insistent, vociferous intensity even his other half cannot match - that something is terribly wrong with the charismatic leader he follows and his persuasive, extravagant promises.
13. Ichigo, Ishida - Gone
It happened so quickly - the red haze obscuring his vision, the venomous hate, the lust for battle and unchecked destruction - with one deliberate act, he betrayed Ishida, his principles, himself: Ichigo, his pride, his courage, his determination - in an instant, gone.
14. Tousen, Hisagi - Ruin
Everything Tousen taught his fukutaichou - every tutorial on honor, morality, justice and even the importance of fear - was intended to mold Hisagi’s character and abilities while leaving subtle weaknesses to exploit as Tousen plotted his eventual destruction, along with that of Seireitei as a whole: what Tousen did not realize (or maybe he subconsciously did, some small goodness still hidden in the awful darkness of his soul) was that those lessons only reinforced the integrity and purpose that was already a part of Hisagi’s nature, and that their upcoming battle would not lead to Tousen’s revenge, but instead his ruin.
15. Aizen, Ichimaru - Gift
Aizen has always been amused by Ichimaru’s ability to terrorize everyone he comes in contact with (present company excluded, of course) with closed eyes, a few well-chosen words, a malicious smile and, on occasion, a knife to the back: Gin always makes light of his gift for inventive cruelty, so Aizen doesn’t realize that his longtime friend is watching, waiting for the right time to turn that well-honed talent on him.
16. Aizen - Monogamy
Aizen regards the practice of monogamy much as he does every other principle: the restrictions never apply to him - he can take his pleasures at will, an authoritarian, lascivious, self-proclaimed God - but those unfortunate souls that capture his interest beyond a night or two cannot take comfort in the arms of another, as they are now kept for Aizen’s enjoyment alone.
17. Shuuhei, Kazeshini - Desert
Shuuhei’s first visit to Hueco Mundo fascinated and terrified him in equal measure - the endless nights lit only by an uncaring sliver of a moon, the vast, arid desert landscape and the harsh, cutting winds in unpredictable bursts of fire-hot and bitter cold - he wanted nothing more than to leave this dimension, while Kazeshini murmured to him, over and over, a dreamy, satisfied, “Home.”
18. Renji/Shuuhei - Pornography
Their tastes in pornography are vastly different - Shuuhei prefers written erotica , while Renji favors the images from his favorite movies - but they work incredibly well together in bed: Renji maneuvers their bodies into arousing visual art while Shuuhei whispers stimulating narratives both elegantly sensual and bluntly coarse.
19. Hisagi, Zaraki, Yachiru - Bells
The relationship between the Ninth and Eleventh divisions had never been cordial, though Hisagi worked well enough with Ikkaku and Yumichika on missions, and Yachiru always glomped the fukutaichou on sight: but at this year’s Halloween celebration, when Higasi dressed up as Zaraki - including black hair slicked into Kenpachi’s signature hairstyle, tiny bells adorning the spikes and chiming gaily with each movement - Zaraki’s immediate, booming laugher indicated a thawing of that chill, while Yachiru remained perched on Hisagi’s right shoulder all night.
20. Renji/Shuuhei - Somnophilia
Renji’s fingertips stroke warm, relaxed skin - the touch light and gentle, a simultaneous pleasuring done with soft lips and a moist tongue - all so he can hear Shuuhei’s spontaneous sighs of contentment, feel Shuuhei’s body tense with increasing, unconscious arousal, watch Shuuhei’s eyes open wide - dark, unfocused orbs revealing an intense, unrestrained ardor - as he awakens, and comes.
21. Shinji, others - Star Wars!AU
It was Shinji’s favorite dream - himself as the witty, dashing hero, his friends in various sidekick roles and his disfigured former fukutaichou forced to wheeze and suffer within a heavy, unfashionable black mask and stifling body armor - until dream-Hiyori screamed at him that she would never weave her hair into what looked like cinnamon buns or wear that ridiculous excuse of a bikini and whipped a slipper-clad foot into the back of his head.
22. Lisa, Rangiku, Kensei, Shuuhei - Phantom Of The Opera!AU
“Listen, Rangiku,” Lisa argued as she waved a DVD case in the air with one hand, “I’ve seen all those Lloyd-Webber travesties, but here’s the real deal: this Phantom - the silver-haired man hiding his scars and his inner hollow behind a mask - doesn’t fall for the sweet-faced young girl singing onstage; it’s the newly-hired songwriter - dark hair and eyes, honest and brave, marked with scars of his own - it’s his words and his melodies and his soul that the Phantom yearns to possess.”
23. Yumichika, Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku - Zombie Apocalypse
Yumichika thought it was nice to see that some things never changed, even after a zombie apocalypse - Zaraki still fought every adversary his usual demonic frenzy and Yachiru remained perched upon his shoulder, urging her ‘Kenny’ on with a winning combination of unabashed adoration and glee - in fact, he could almost disregard their incessant chants of ‘BRAAAAAINS!’ (and Ikkaku’s distasteful belches) while he idly considered the offending stains of flesh and blood ruining yet another one of his beautiful outfits.
24. Lisa/Halibel - Garter
Halibel was never one for frippery - it was tough enough being a female Espada, and the time was better spent on training herself and her fraccion for battle - but now she was living for herself, and slowly opening herself up to all sorts of frivolous pleasures: it was easy to appreciate the various garters - leather, satin or antique lace - whenever Lisa slid them onto Halibel’s shapely legs with talented fingers, or removed them with practiced teeth and a wicked tongue.
25. Lisa/Rangiku - Pin Up
One reason it was so easy for her to return to Seireitei, Yadomaru Lisa decided, was that the pin ups from her once-cherished magazines were no match for the real-life treasure she found in Matsumoto Rangiku.
26. Rangiku/Tetsuzaemon - Stilettos
Rangiku absolutely adores stilettos, even as she doesn’t get to wear them as often as she’d like - so many men are ridiculously emasculated by a tall, shapely woman wearing thin, spiked heels, and her short, cranky taichou threw a fit the last time she wore a pair into the office - but with Tetsuzaemon she can indulge herself: he admires her long, well-formed legs, has never minded looking up to meet her gaze; he loves watching her crawl onto their bed, crawl onto him - riding him, wanton and powerful, all while wearing those wicked shoes.
27. Renji/Shuuhei - Satin
Renji tries his best to be suave and romantic, but something always trips him up in the process: his latest effort for Shuuhei - a nice, discreet hotel during a trip to Karakura, room service, soft music, a large, sturdy bed with luxurious satin sheets - is a complete success, and the multiple bouts of euphoric, enthusiastic sex are perfect… at least, until Renji ungraciously complains about sweat and cum on the once-sensual, now-sticky fabric, and a pissed-off Shuuhei makes him sleep in the wet spot.
28. Tousen - Brothel
Tousen didn’t need to patronize brothels - he was an attractive, intelligent, cultivated man, and had no shortage of admirers - but he sought to pay for his filthy pleasures, wanted empty, meaningless sex with whores: they did not remind him of her, the woman he loved and lost, or him, the protégé he could have loved if his heart and soul were not already twisted beyond repair.
29. Renji/Shuuhei/Shuuhei/Shuuhei - Twins
Mayuri is a God, an awestruck Renji swore to himself as he enjoyed the skilled attentions of twin Shuuhei’s - his lover has been away on a mission for two months, and it wasn’t cheating if they a) were replicas of his boyfriend, b) made of reiatsu and other things he didn’t want to think about and c) would dissipate in a few hours, right? - one talented mouth eagerly deep-throating his cock, the other enthusiastically biting and sucking the vulnerable skin at his throat: there was only one way his life could be better, Renji was certain - and that was when the real Shuuhei walked into their bedroom.
30. Komamura, Hisagi - Combat
Komamura knows Hisagi is one of the faster moving shinigami, utilizing speed and intelligence more than pure power in combat, but this - a whirlwind rapidly spinning through the battlefield, dual scythes emerging from the gale force in unpredictable attacks to defeat, destroy every enemy in his path - he is most grateful (and more than a bit disturbed) that Hisagi is on their side.
31. Aizen, Hisagi - Obsession
The fastest way to secure Aizen’s attention is to be interesting, and killing Tousen certainly accomplished that: now Hisagi is on the run - one of the dozen or so shinigami and vizard to evade death during the battle or imprisonment afterwards - and to his dismay the continued pursuit and each narrow escape only serves to incite Aizen’s growing obsession with his capture.
32. Gin - Insanity
Everyone considered Gin to be the insane one, but Gin realized as a child that he was the only rational one, living in a world gone mad.
33. Kazeshini, Shuuhei/Renji - Wrath
Kazeshini at his most savage could not keep up with Shuuhei when he saw Renji fall in battle: his wielder’s all-encompassing, quiet, ice-cold wrath washed over every enemy remaining, burned into their memories mere moments before slashing scythes and kidou blasts took their lives.
34. Shuuhei - Whisper (AU)
Hisagi Shuuhei, investigative reporter, took on stories others avoided with a stubborn determination and a passion for justice: when his contacts on the streets whispered tales of bodies found completely drained of blood he at first wrote it off as an urban myth, but when sources on the police force started reporting the same rumors - along with hints of a massive cover-up from the highest levels of command - there was no way he wouldn’t pursue the truth.
35. Hisagi - Tentacles
As he regained consciousness, Hisagi noted the tight press of bindings, and immediately struggled to escape the bonds: it wasn’t until the flexible, slightly moist restraints started to move, shifting slowly, teasingly, over his body (and was that hundreds of tiny suction cups he felt nursing, feeding upon his shivering, hypersensitive skin?) that he realized to his horror that his prison was alive.
36. Kensei/Shuuhei - Fantasy
Kensei considered himself a blunt, straightforward, no-nonsense kind of man - one that said what he meant, meant what he said, no lies, no omissions, no prevarication - but the one thing he just could not force himself to admit out loud to his lover was his more… esoteric sexual fetishes, and there were plenty of them: luckily for Kensei, Shuuhei - on the outside a serious, proper professional, but with a generous, creative, passionate nature buried deep within - felt no shame in indulging his lover, and using his own wealth of unconventional kinks (and much trial and error), managed to bring every one of Kensei’s untold fantasies to life.
37. Just about everyone - Orgy
It was part celebration, part stress relief, and total, uninhibited lust: limbs entangled, bodies mating - some with languid motions, others in uncontrolled, erratic movements - mouths kissed and savored, tongues tasted and twined, for shinigami, humans, Vizard, even those few remaining Espada all overwhelmed by the shared euphoria of simply being alive.