Meme!
I’ve done this meme before, but it’s making the rounds again, and it’s a whole lot of fun to do. Snagged this time from hockeyiris. Pick twelve characters - these are all from Bleach - and answer the questions below.
1. Shuuhei
2. Starrk
3. Renji
4. Lisa
5. Rangiku
6. Aizen
7. Byakuya
8. Yoruichi
9. Urahara
10. Gin
11. Shinji
12. Kensei
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Aizen/Shinji? I have no doubt fic exists, but I haven’t read any. It’s not a pairing I would search for stories on, but I’d read it if the summary sounded interesting, or if it was by the Bleach writers I already follow online.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lisa is hot. Amazingly hot. She’s second only to Yoruichi on my personal list of sexy female Bleach characters. Her personality - smart, snaky, assertive, lustful-and-proud-of-it - is just as attractive as her physical appearance and schoolgirl uniform.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh, joy! If Kensei got Yoruichi pregnant he’d be so dead so proud, the stud surprised, scared, confused… and eventually, proud and pretty damn happy. And he’d be putty in Yoruichi’s hands as if he wasn’t before.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
I’m sure there are quite a few, and there is a sexy waaaay AU Urahara/Shuuhei WIP I’m currently following. Though, most Urahara fic I’ve seen is with pairings I’m not keen on: point me towards Urahara/Shinji or some mature, sexy Urahara/Yoruichi, and I’ll be happy.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Starrk/Aizen? No! Poor Starrk, he and Lilynette just break my heart. I would love to have seen interactions between Aizen and his Espada that went beyond manipulation and misplaced loyalty, but Aizen just isn’t capable of an manipulation-free, respectful, generous relationship with anyone.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Rangiku/Urahara or Rangiku/Gin? I swear I did not do this on purpose. I’d like both though Yoruichi might have something to say about the first pairing, but Rangiku/Gin have history and they are heartbreaking.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Byakuya walking in on Starrk and Kensei having sex? He’d elegantly sneer down at them taking careful note of Kensei’s strength and Starrk’s flexibility and immediately leave without saying a word to find Renji/Shuuhei/Yoruichi/Kenpachi/character-of-your-choice for some thrilling, exhaustive sex.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Renji/Gin? *bangs head against the nearest wall* Let’s try this: when Renji is promoted to Captain status, he wasn’t expecting it to be for the 3rd division. Getting used to a new division - and the strain placed on his friendship with a deeply disappointed/resentful Kira - isn’t easy, especially with the spells of insomnia he’s been suffering lately. Late at night the long, thin shafts of moonlight that slash through the darkness remind Renji of the wicked silver blade once wielded by a cunning, silver fox of a man. Is the light, mocking laughter he hears when alone in his quarters just his imagination, or does a very particular ghost haunt the division of despair?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Shuuhei/Yoruichi fluff? No such thing, but can I have some? *puppy dog eyes* I’d love to see Yoruichi, Shuuhei and her very special version of a ‘Three Day Bankai.’
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Byakuya/Kensei? Um, no, It would take both Renji and Shuuhei (or Rukia and Mashiro) being killed for such a scenario, and that is UNACCEPTABLE. Oh, okay, let’s try this: it would be about Renji and Shuuhei maturing and moving on from their mentors (preferably together *leers*) and would be titled, “The Ones that Got Away.”
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lisa deflowering Shuuhei? Who needs a plot? I sure don’t! Okay, I’ll go with ‘Shuuhei is sent to Karakura Town for Bankai training and/or to build a working relationship between SS and the Vizards. Lisa is intrigued by their new visitor - one that looks a lot like her favorite character from her porn magazines.'
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hmm. No one talks about Renji het fic, but I would read it.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
We’ve talked about writing Shinji fic, but I don’t think any stories with Shinji as the primary character/pairing have emerged… yet.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Starrk/Lisa/Rangiku? Yeah, I think a couple of you would… could you start now, please? *begs* I’m looking at *you*, gypsygrrl420 and xglimpsex.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
*dies laughing* Gin? “Boobies!” (Just kidding) I’ll go with “Ran!” - he’s such a secret romantic, but only for Rangiku.
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Yoruichi? Can I use the “I’m Too Sexy” song? Please?
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Oh, my! *boggles* I did not do this on purpose, I swear! Shuuhei/Aizen/Kensei? The warnings: NC-17, non-con/dub-con, torture, angst, character death, and probably a whole lot more.
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Gin/Starrk? *dies laughing* “Is that a fraccion pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Rangiku? It’s been a while, honestly. At least a good four months or so, possibly longer.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
*chokes* Aizen? Wouldn’t have a clue. *ducks rotten tomatoes thrown at my head* You mean besides using his illusion-based powers to fulfill every whim that comes to mind? Other than that, I think Aizen would looooove to be tied down and be thoroughly debauched (which makes his current situation in canon very interesting!), but he won’t (can’t) trust anyone in such a scenario, and doesn’t consider anyone else to be close enough to an equal (sorry, Urahara) to ever consider it.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Shinji/Urahara? Yes. Please? Drunk would be fun, but I think they would both pretend to be drunk, but in fact be completely turned on sober.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Renji and Byakuya? Would you believe this wasn’t a set-up? It wasn’t, but I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. Honestly, I’m pretty much always a ‘they switch’ kind of gal, but at least initially I see Byakuya as topping until Renji gets angry enough one day, grabs a hold of that pristine white scarf and ravishes him.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
“Shuuehi and Byakuya are in a happy relationship until Byakuya runs off with Lisa. Shuuhei, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shinji and a brief unhappy affair with Kensei, then follows the wise advice of Rangiku and finds true love with Renji.”
Can I have Shuuhei have relationships with all of them, including Lisa? Please? OK, let’s break this down: 1) While I’d love to see Byakuya/Shuuhei - and think it could work - I could also see this as a relationship with problems, especially on Byakuya’s part; 2) Byakuya would not run off with Lisa, he’s far too dignified to do such a thing. He’d break up with Shuuhei before pursuing another relationship; 3) Shuuhei/Shinji, a hot one-night stand? Yes! 4) Kensei/Shuuhei is a pairing I like, so I cringe at the ‘brief, unhappy affair” part of this; 5) Rangiku is a worldly woman who would be excellent at dispensing advice of a romantic nature; 6) Ah, Shuuhei/Renji, my favorite Shuuhei pairing! *adores* I do so enjoy a happy ending with lots of hot, sweaty sex!
1. Shuuhei
2. Starrk
3. Renji
4. Lisa
5. Rangiku
6. Aizen
7. Byakuya
8. Yoruichi
9. Urahara
10. Gin
11. Shinji
12. Kensei
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Aizen/Shinji? I have no doubt fic exists, but I haven’t read any. It’s not a pairing I would search for stories on, but I’d read it if the summary sounded interesting, or if it was by the Bleach writers I already follow online.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lisa is hot. Amazingly hot. She’s second only to Yoruichi on my personal list of sexy female Bleach characters. Her personality - smart, snaky, assertive, lustful-and-proud-of-it - is just as attractive as her physical appearance and schoolgirl uniform.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh, joy! If Kensei got Yoruichi pregnant he’d be so dead so proud, the stud surprised, scared, confused… and eventually, proud and pretty damn happy. And he’d be putty in Yoruichi’s hands as if he wasn’t before.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
I’m sure there are quite a few, and there is a sexy waaaay AU Urahara/Shuuhei WIP I’m currently following. Though, most Urahara fic I’ve seen is with pairings I’m not keen on: point me towards Urahara/Shinji or some mature, sexy Urahara/Yoruichi, and I’ll be happy.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Starrk/Aizen? No! Poor Starrk, he and Lilynette just break my heart. I would love to have seen interactions between Aizen and his Espada that went beyond manipulation and misplaced loyalty, but Aizen just isn’t capable of an manipulation-free, respectful, generous relationship with anyone.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Rangiku/Urahara or Rangiku/Gin? I swear I did not do this on purpose. I’d like both though Yoruichi might have something to say about the first pairing, but Rangiku/Gin have history and they are heartbreaking.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Byakuya walking in on Starrk and Kensei having sex? He’d elegantly sneer down at them taking careful note of Kensei’s strength and Starrk’s flexibility and immediately leave without saying a word to find Renji/Shuuhei/Yoruichi/Kenpachi/character-of-your-choice for some thrilling, exhaustive sex.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Renji/Gin? *bangs head against the nearest wall* Let’s try this: when Renji is promoted to Captain status, he wasn’t expecting it to be for the 3rd division. Getting used to a new division - and the strain placed on his friendship with a deeply disappointed/resentful Kira - isn’t easy, especially with the spells of insomnia he’s been suffering lately. Late at night the long, thin shafts of moonlight that slash through the darkness remind Renji of the wicked silver blade once wielded by a cunning, silver fox of a man. Is the light, mocking laughter he hears when alone in his quarters just his imagination, or does a very particular ghost haunt the division of despair?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Shuuhei/Yoruichi fluff? No such thing, but can I have some? *puppy dog eyes* I’d love to see Yoruichi, Shuuhei and her very special version of a ‘Three Day Bankai.’
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Byakuya/Kensei? Um, no, It would take both Renji and Shuuhei (or Rukia and Mashiro) being killed for such a scenario, and that is UNACCEPTABLE. Oh, okay, let’s try this: it would be about Renji and Shuuhei maturing and moving on from their mentors (preferably together *leers*) and would be titled, “The Ones that Got Away.”
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lisa deflowering Shuuhei? Who needs a plot? I sure don’t! Okay, I’ll go with ‘Shuuhei is sent to Karakura Town for Bankai training and/or to build a working relationship between SS and the Vizards. Lisa is intrigued by their new visitor - one that looks a lot like her favorite character from her porn magazines.'
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hmm. No one talks about Renji het fic, but I would read it.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
We’ve talked about writing Shinji fic, but I don’t think any stories with Shinji as the primary character/pairing have emerged… yet.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Starrk/Lisa/Rangiku? Yeah, I think a couple of you would… could you start now, please? *begs* I’m looking at *you*, gypsygrrl420 and xglimpsex.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
*dies laughing* Gin? “Boobies!” (Just kidding) I’ll go with “Ran!” - he’s such a secret romantic, but only for Rangiku.
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Yoruichi? Can I use the “I’m Too Sexy” song? Please?
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Oh, my! *boggles* I did not do this on purpose, I swear! Shuuhei/Aizen/Kensei? The warnings: NC-17, non-con/dub-con, torture, angst, character death, and probably a whole lot more.
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Gin/Starrk? *dies laughing* “Is that a fraccion pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Rangiku? It’s been a while, honestly. At least a good four months or so, possibly longer.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
*chokes* Aizen? Wouldn’t have a clue. *ducks rotten tomatoes thrown at my head* You mean besides using his illusion-based powers to fulfill every whim that comes to mind? Other than that, I think Aizen would looooove to be tied down and be thoroughly debauched (which makes his current situation in canon very interesting!), but he won’t (can’t) trust anyone in such a scenario, and doesn’t consider anyone else to be close enough to an equal (sorry, Urahara) to ever consider it.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Shinji/Urahara? Yes. Please? Drunk would be fun, but I think they would both pretend to be drunk, but in fact be completely turned on sober.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Renji and Byakuya? Would you believe this wasn’t a set-up? It wasn’t, but I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. Honestly, I’m pretty much always a ‘they switch’ kind of gal, but at least initially I see Byakuya as topping until Renji gets angry enough one day, grabs a hold of that pristine white scarf and ravishes him.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
“Shuuehi and Byakuya are in a happy relationship until Byakuya runs off with Lisa. Shuuhei, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shinji and a brief unhappy affair with Kensei, then follows the wise advice of Rangiku and finds true love with Renji.”
Can I have Shuuhei have relationships with all of them, including Lisa? Please? OK, let’s break this down: 1) While I’d love to see Byakuya/Shuuhei - and think it could work - I could also see this as a relationship with problems, especially on Byakuya’s part; 2) Byakuya would not run off with Lisa, he’s far too dignified to do such a thing. He’d break up with Shuuhei before pursuing another relationship; 3) Shuuhei/Shinji, a hot one-night stand? Yes! 4) Kensei/Shuuhei is a pairing I like, so I cringe at the ‘brief, unhappy affair” part of this; 5) Rangiku is a worldly woman who would be excellent at dispensing advice of a romantic nature; 6) Ah, Shuuhei/Renji, my favorite Shuuhei pairing! *adores* I do so enjoy a happy ending with lots of hot, sweaty sex!