Shotgun Sally

[ann_gwish]

Excitement of the day: We have a new and improved office-stalker! A suspicious fellow was spotted in our hallway early this morning, slinking around, trying to gain entrance to our suite. This appearance mysteriously coincides with a rash of ill tempered phone calls received by one of our employees from a disgruntled ex. So after a briefing this

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[justplainevol]

HA!
Maybe the water is like the water in Brandon.

[ann_gwish]

Something! Seriously, my experience here has lent itself to the theory that there is an A+ Stalker Academy located in a dark and dreary corner of this state somewhere...

Water in Brandon

[justplainevol]

I think the water in Brandon just gets everyone pregnant. Please note I do NOT drink the water :)

Kate

Re: Water in Brandon

[ann_gwish]

That's my girl!

[nefas]

meep! so scary.
perhaps the building emits "stalker friendly" vibes or something. x_X

[ann_gwish]

I guess you just never know, right? I just told the girls to bring in their tasers and all will be well. I'm bringing the whip.

[_boneflower_]

You seem office-stalker-prone. I suggest giving all the employees baseball bats to carry around. Maybe he'll get the hint.

[ann_gwish]

I was hoping they would move me closer to the door and sanction a temporary vinyl, boot, and whip dresscode. At the very least it would shock the lad, and I might even get some small amount of catharsis out of the deal should he choose to enter anyway.