- Me: Oh my god my stomach hurts so much!
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten 20 tofu enchiladas.
- Me: I couldn't help it. I'm such a good cook. Plus, fat people are harder to kidnap.
"The Passion of the Christ" came out today. I want to see it. I don't want to puke though, you know? I get
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i think if i see it, ill definatly hate myself. bahahhahaha im really funny.
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And go see The Passion, maybe it'll make you less of a wuss, you intimidated-by-a-van-de-graff-genetor weakling
but i'm kidding, i love you, and your journal made me laugh (although i question your love for tofu)
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melissa!
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Read some Palahniuk and get stirred into an anarchistic rage, or some Irvine Welsh and shoot up heroin.
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