Kimya Dawson of the Moldy Peaches has a few good ideas for V-day dates ( Read more... )

Thank you!thank you!thank you! you are sooo sweet. I feel bad for thinking you would skip this holiday! You are THE best! I am sooo happy. I almost peed my pants. Now i have a boner. I miss you!!! I got you a tshirt that says "I rock Catholic Girls" It is funny. I might wear it tonight. have a good bat mitzva party! Get drunk! Dance with your ( Read more... )

Who cries? me. Lizzy is so mean. I should really be used to it by now though, right? Well, I'm not. She came home, drunk, and was all like, "Can I get on the computer?" And I was all like "No." So, she left for a while and listened to Incubus way too loud. I hate Incubus ( Read more... )

"Love is a many splendid thing." What idiot said that? If you guess correctly, you get a rim job.

You are invited to  my Fuck St. Valentine Party tomorrow @ 8pm.  N. Ardmore.....maybe you'll find your valentine. Probably not, though, but there will be:

1. Erotic Jello Shots 
2. A penis pinata (hand-fashioned by yours truly)
3. Anna in a teddy

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"How was your romantic breakfast with mom?" ......."Good. I had dohnuts!" ............"Aww I love dohnuts! Did you bring me some?"................ "No Annie. You should get out of bed earlier." ...... "Shut up."............ "I got you a valentine. It has girly stuff on it." ........"Oh thanks John! I love Barbie."

http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/
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boatcarsparrow: elitist ( Read more... )

Ah, so my self hatred has crystalized considerably today. With the pain of adolescence? With the discovery of my own vast ignorance? With my boyfriend going out of town for Valentines day? With my sister stealing a CASE of beer from my own bedroom? I should have hidden it better.

No, no, it's none of these things.....GEEEZ i really just want to ( Read more... )

It's underoos or fucking nothing baby! P.S. Arthur Treachers is HARD CORE. P.P.S. Way too many updates today....I'll get over the initial puppy love stage soon enough right? NO ONE CARES.

boatcarsparrow: i wanted to have a valentines day party for people who dont have boyfriends or girlfriends (singles night if you will) because nathan is going out of town and i'm pissed and mom's going to kentucky or something, so it would be totally boozy and all but it turns out that fucking lizzy told naomi who told bragg about the parents going ( Read more... )

"First of all, I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't ( Read more... )