survey. bored.
1. Why are you doing this? I am bored
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? yes. what a shitty show.
3. Do you love me? no
4. Does catnip really make you high? eh?
5. What is a sexy, sexy song? "sweet thing"--david bowie.
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? chocolate syrup. all the way
7. How often do you post in your livejournal? too much
8. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
a. Britney Spears
b. George W. Bush
c. Ann Coulter
d. Rush Limbaugh
e. Eminem
9. Ever swallow a bug? once
10. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? Sometimes.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or false? True
12. Best Beastie Boys song? body movin', i guess
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? deer
14. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? yes!
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food? diners
16. Do you like pina coladas? no
17. Do you like peas? yes
18. Whatever happened to Master P? not sure.
19. Whatever happened to all the Lils: Lil Romeo, Lil Bow Wow, Lil Zane, Lil Wayne? who cares?
20. Do you have a driver's license? If not, why, you lazy mooching SOB? No, because I just haven't been ready for a while. I'm working on it.
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? Nope.
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? Sugar rose?
23. Didn't Not Another Teen Movie suck? Didn't see it
24. Ever read any Nietzsche? Occassionally
25. Do you like waterslides? Yes.
26. Do you like tacos? Yes.
27. Do you like your food spicy? No.
28. Spicy meatballs? No.
29. Do you like porn? hell no
30. Is God in the TV? No.
31. Have you ever made your own porn? No.
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater? NO! Damn Weezer references
33. Are you gangsta? Yes.
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie? YES.
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles? Uh, yeah.
36. Are you more into having sex, or making love? haven't done either...yet!
37. Ever written a thesis? Not yet.
38. What did you eat for lunch today? cereal. chex.
39. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas at the convenience store? it's never happened to me.
40. Is vomiting fun? No, why would it be?