All bets are off if you take a shower.
OH MY GOD, so I guess the universe heard me saying that I want to post more, because last night's TV was a FEELINGSPLOSION????????? I had Jamsomnia, you guys! I haven't had Jamsomnia in years!!!
New Girl -- SCREAMING FOREVER HOLY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING ANY OF THAT!!!!! I didn't even watch it live, because New Girl and Go On are my two favorite shows right now and they are on at the exact same time, so I watched Go On and then Mindy and then was like, oh, whatever, I will just watch New Girl as I'm getting ready for bed to unwind as my pre-bedtime activity. UM, BAD IDEA JEANS. THAT WAS NOT UNWINDING TELEVISION! AND BY THAT TIME THE INTERNET HAD GONE TO BED AND I WAS LEFT ALONE IN MY APARTMENT IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I NORMALLY DO WITH MY HANDS???
Oh my God, I thought I was mildly into Nick/Jess but sort of ambivalent about it actually happening in canon, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE, I GUESS, GIVEN THE STATE OF MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW? WAS THAT THE HOTTEST KISS EVER OR WHAT?!?!?!? ALL AGGRESSIVE! FOREHEAD PRESSING! JESS KISSING HIM BACK! HANDS EVERYWHERE! And Jake Johnson's face in the scenes before, all stressed out and sad!! Zoey D's stunned shocked face afterwards!!!! GOOD ACTING, YOU GUYS. AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY USED, LIKE, SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN TO SUCH GREAT EFFECT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY WENT THERE IN CANON, I thought they would stretch it out for 8 seasons until nobody cared anymore!!!!!!!! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING, WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS?!?! I am still a little bit in shock that it was not a dream sequence.
I don't have anything worthwhile to say here, I just needed to freak out into a text box and have other people freak out back at me. YOU GUYS, HOW BAD DO YOU WANT FIC FOR THIS AND ALSO THAT YOU WERE HOME RIGHT NOW SO YOU COULD WATCH IT AGAIN.
Other Stuff -- I don't actually have that much to say about other stuff anymore because THE NEW GIRL KISS HAS MINDWIPED ME, I GUESS I HAD WHAT NOW SEEM LIKE MODERATE FEELINGS ABOUT A REALLY GREAT EPISODE OF GO ON AND ALSO MINDY AND BJ, BUT WHO CAN EVEN REMEMBER, WATCHING THOSE FEELS LIKE YEARS AGO.
Seriously, how did TV come out of nowhere from being something I sort of mildly enjoyed into like, FULL ON FANNISH FEELINGS ABOUT LIKE A ZILLION THINGS AT ONCE. Also did you guys read that spoilery EW article about The Office and how THERE IS GOING TO BE A BOOM GUY ARC, BECAUSE I BASICALLY FEEL LIKE ALL OF THAT IS GOING TO KILL ME. If they have a great Pam storyline even at this point, that will basically redeem the whole show for me, NO PRESSURE, OFFICE. JUST ACKNOWLEDGE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PROTAGONIST AND I CAN DIE HAPPY.
As for Mindy and BJ, are they kidding me with this?? Does she sit on his lap in real life?? Do they see themselves as being in a romcom where they eventually get together and everyone around them ships them?? Because it seems like they do! IN THAT ARTICLE YESTERDAY, DID BJ SAY THEY ARE NOT DATING BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MARRIED? Because who even describes THEMSELVES as "best friends with great chemistry," that is 100% ridiculous.
Haha actually at this point, the only thing with Mindy/BJ is that I feel like their real life is a show dragging out the UST for 8 seasons until nobody cares anymore. YOU GUYS, THE TEASING HAS TO STOP, IT IS ALMOST GETTING BORING. JUST ADMIT YOU'RE DOING IT ALREADY.
OKAY DEEP BREATH. GOTTA DO SOME WORK OR SOMETHING. OR STARE INTO SPACE THINKING ABOUT NICK AND JESS BONING. WHATEVER.
New Girl -- SCREAMING FOREVER HOLY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING ANY OF THAT!!!!! I didn't even watch it live, because New Girl and Go On are my two favorite shows right now and they are on at the exact same time, so I watched Go On and then Mindy and then was like, oh, whatever, I will just watch New Girl as I'm getting ready for bed to unwind as my pre-bedtime activity. UM, BAD IDEA JEANS. THAT WAS NOT UNWINDING TELEVISION! AND BY THAT TIME THE INTERNET HAD GONE TO BED AND I WAS LEFT ALONE IN MY APARTMENT IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I NORMALLY DO WITH MY HANDS???
Oh my God, I thought I was mildly into Nick/Jess but sort of ambivalent about it actually happening in canon, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE, I GUESS, GIVEN THE STATE OF MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW? WAS THAT THE HOTTEST KISS EVER OR WHAT?!?!?!? ALL AGGRESSIVE! FOREHEAD PRESSING! JESS KISSING HIM BACK! HANDS EVERYWHERE! And Jake Johnson's face in the scenes before, all stressed out and sad!! Zoey D's stunned shocked face afterwards!!!! GOOD ACTING, YOU GUYS. AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY USED, LIKE, SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN TO SUCH GREAT EFFECT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY WENT THERE IN CANON, I thought they would stretch it out for 8 seasons until nobody cared anymore!!!!!!!! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING, WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS?!?! I am still a little bit in shock that it was not a dream sequence.
I don't have anything worthwhile to say here, I just needed to freak out into a text box and have other people freak out back at me. YOU GUYS, HOW BAD DO YOU WANT FIC FOR THIS AND ALSO THAT YOU WERE HOME RIGHT NOW SO YOU COULD WATCH IT AGAIN.
Other Stuff -- I don't actually have that much to say about other stuff anymore because THE NEW GIRL KISS HAS MINDWIPED ME, I GUESS I HAD WHAT NOW SEEM LIKE MODERATE FEELINGS ABOUT A REALLY GREAT EPISODE OF GO ON AND ALSO MINDY AND BJ, BUT WHO CAN EVEN REMEMBER, WATCHING THOSE FEELS LIKE YEARS AGO.
Seriously, how did TV come out of nowhere from being something I sort of mildly enjoyed into like, FULL ON FANNISH FEELINGS ABOUT LIKE A ZILLION THINGS AT ONCE. Also did you guys read that spoilery EW article about The Office and how THERE IS GOING TO BE A BOOM GUY ARC, BECAUSE I BASICALLY FEEL LIKE ALL OF THAT IS GOING TO KILL ME. If they have a great Pam storyline even at this point, that will basically redeem the whole show for me, NO PRESSURE, OFFICE. JUST ACKNOWLEDGE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PROTAGONIST AND I CAN DIE HAPPY.
As for Mindy and BJ, are they kidding me with this?? Does she sit on his lap in real life?? Do they see themselves as being in a romcom where they eventually get together and everyone around them ships them?? Because it seems like they do! IN THAT ARTICLE YESTERDAY, DID BJ SAY THEY ARE NOT DATING BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MARRIED? Because who even describes THEMSELVES as "best friends with great chemistry," that is 100% ridiculous.
Haha actually at this point, the only thing with Mindy/BJ is that I feel like their real life is a show dragging out the UST for 8 seasons until nobody cares anymore. YOU GUYS, THE TEASING HAS TO STOP, IT IS ALMOST GETTING BORING. JUST ADMIT YOU'RE DOING IT ALREADY.
OKAY DEEP BREATH. GOTTA DO SOME WORK OR SOMETHING. OR STARE INTO SPACE THINKING ABOUT NICK AND JESS BONING. WHATEVER.